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With millions of people texting regularly, it’s no wonder you’ve seen this cryptic looking code!

Commonly used wherever people get online — whether by text message, IM, SMS, email, cell phone, iPhone, Blackberry, PDA, etc. — and as seen on blogs, chat rooms, Web sites, games, and newsgroup postings — these abbreviations are used by people to correspond with each other. Acronyms are an integral part of computer culture. The use of acronyms grew rapidly on the Internet and created a new lingo, known as shorthand, online jargon and leetspeak.

Acronyms are often typed in ALL CAPS but it is not proper netiquette to type in ALL CAPS in general, in fact, it’s SHOUTING.

People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.

Got a favorite one you don’t see here? Add your own lingo in the comments section!

Note: “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” –and– “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You”

!	I have a comment
*$	Starbucks
2	Your (or my) two cents worth
10Q	thank you
1174	Nude club
121	One to one
1337	Elite -or- leet -or- L337
143	I love you
14AA41	One for All and All for One
182	I hate you
19	0 hand
20	Location
2B or not 2B	To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT	Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G	Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT	Too Good To Be True
2moro	Tomorrow
2nite	Tonight
2U2	To You Too
404	I haven’t a clue
411	Information
420	Marijuana
459	I love you
4COL	For Crying Out Loud
4EAE	ForEver And Ever
4eva	forever
4ever	Forever
4NR	Foreigner
4Q	F*** You
511	Too much information
5FS	5 Finger Salute
8	Oral sex
831	I Love You
86	Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
9	Parent is watching
99	Parent is no longer watching
::poof::	i’m gone
<3	heart
?	I have a question
?^	hook up?
@TEOTD	At The End Of The Day
A/S/L/P	Age/Sex/Location/Picture
A3	Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AAAAA	American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF	As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
AAK	Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI	As A Matter Of Interest
AAR	At Any Rate
AAR8	At Any Rate
AAS	Alive And Smiling
AATK	Always At The Keyboard
AAYF	As Always, Your Friend
AB	Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTITB	A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2	About To
ACD	Alt Control Delete
ACE	Access Control Entry
ACK	Acknowledgement
ACORN	A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
ADAD	Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB	All Done Bye Bye
addy	address
ADIH	Another Day In Hell
ADIP	Another Day In Paradise
ADN	Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
ADR	Address
ADVD	Advised
AEAP	As Early As Possible
AFAGAY	A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP	A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC	As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAICS	As Far As I Can See
AFAICT	As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK	As Far As I Know
AFAIR	As Far As I Remember
AFAIU	As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI	As Far As I Understand It
AFAP	As Far As Possible
AFAYC	As Far As You’re Concerned
AFC	Away From Computer
AFDN	Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO	Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA	As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI	A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFJ	April Fools Joke
AFK	Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE	A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT	About F***ing Time
AFZ	Acronym Free Zone
AGB	Almost Good Bridge
AGKWE	And God Knows What Else
AIAMU	And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
aight	all right
AIH	As It Happens
AIMB	As I Mentioned Before
AIMP	Always In My Prayers
AISB	As I Said Before
AISE	As I Said Earlier
AISI	As I See It
AITR	Adult In The Room
AKA or a.k.a.	Also Known As
ALAP	As Late As Possible
alcon	All Concerned
ALOL	Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL	Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG	Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP	As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBW	All My Best Wishes
AMF	Adios Mother F***er
AML	All My Love
AMRMTYFTS	All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOS	And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD	And Now For Something Completely Different
ANGB	Almost Nearly Good Bridge
AOAS	All Of A Sudden
AOB	Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON	Apropos Of Nothing
AP	Apple Pie
AS	Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
ASAFP	As Soon As F***ing Possible
ASAMOF	As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP	As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT	As Soon As You Get This
ASL	Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH	Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB	Ain’t That A Bitch
ATC	Any Two Cards
ATM	At The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
ATSL	Along The Same Line
ATST	At The Same Time
ATW	All The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
ATWD	Agree That We Disagree
AWC	After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTTA	Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY	Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWLTP	Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWNIAC	All We Need Is Another Chair
AWOL	Absent Without Leave
AWTTW	A Word To The Wise
AYC	Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky
AYCE	All You Can Eat
AYK	As You Know
AYOR	At Your Own Risk
AYSOS	Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB	And You’re Telling Me This Because
AYV	Are You Vertical?
B&F	Back and Forth
B/C	Because
B4	Before
B4N	Bye For Now
B4U	Before You
B4YKI	Before You Know It
BAC	Bad Ass Chick
BAG	Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK	Back At Keyboard
BAMF	Bad Ass Mother F***er
banana	code word for penis
BARB	Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
BAU	Business As Usual
BB	Be Back
BB4N	Bye Bye for Now
BBAMFIC	Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
BBB	Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG	Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM	Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN	Bye Bye for Now
BBIAB	Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF	Be Back In A Few
BBIAS	Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW	Be Back In A While
BBL	Be Back Later
BBMFIC	Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
BBR	Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS	Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
BBSD	Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL	Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT	Be Back Tomorrow
BBW	Big Beautiful Woman
BC	Because
BCBG	Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS	Big Company, Big School
BCNU	Be Seeing You
bcoz	because
BD	Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M	Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC	Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
BDN	Big Damn Number
BEG	Big Evil Grin
beos	Nudge
BF	Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
BFD	Big F***ing Deal
BFE	Bum F*** Egypt
BFF	Best Friends Forever
BFFN	Best Friends For Now
BFFTTE	Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN	Bye For Now
BFR	Big F***ing Rock
BHAG	Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG	Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHIMBGO	Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
BHOF	Bald Headed Old Fart
BI5	Back In Five
BIBI	Bye Bye
BIBO	Beer In, Beer Out
BIF	Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
BIL	Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
BIO	Bring It On
BIOIYA	Break It Off In Your Ass
BION	Believe It Or Not
BIOYE	Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP	Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN	Blow it Out Your Nose
BITCH	Basically In The Clear Homey
BITD	Back In The Day
BITFOB	Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
BJ	Blow Job
BKA	Better Known As
BL	Belly Laughing
BLBBLB	Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
Blkbry	Blackberry
BM	Byte Me
BMF	Bad Mother F***er
BMGWL	Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOC	Big Man On Campus
BMOF	Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA	Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN	Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF	Big Name Fan
BO	Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOB	Battery Operated Boyfriend
BOBFOC	Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE	But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH	Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA	Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BON	Believe it Or Not
BOTEC	Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTOH	But On The Other Hand
BPLM	Big Person Little Mind
BR	Bathroom
BRB	Be Right Back
BRT	Be Right There
BS	Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW	Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE	Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEG	Big Sh** Eating Grin
BSF	But Seriously, Folks
BSOD	Blue Screen of Death
BT	Byte This
BTA	But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
BTD	Bored To Death
BTDT	Been There Done That
BTDTGTS	Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO	Back The F* Off -or- Bend The F* Over
BTHOOM	Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTN	Better Than Nothing
BTOIYA	Be There Or It’s Your Ass
BTSOOM	Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT	Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW	By The Way
BTWBO	Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILWU	By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
buhbye	bye
BW	Best Wishes
BWDIK	But What Do I Know
BWL	Bursting With Laughter
BWO	Black, White or Other
BWTM	But Wait, There’s More
BYKT	But You Knew That
BYOA	Bring Your Own Advil
BYOB	Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOW	Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
BZ	Busy
c ya	see ya
C&G	Chuckly and Grin
C-P	Sleepy
C-T	City
C/P	Cross Post
C/S	Change of Subject
C4N	Ciao For Now
CAAC	Cool As A Cucumber
CAS	Crack A Smile
CB	Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
CBB	Can’t Be Bothered
CBF	Can’t Be F***ed
CBJ	Covered Blow Job
CD9	Code 9 – it means parents are around
CF	Coffee Freak
CFV	Call For Vote
CHA	Click Here Asshole
CIAO	Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO	Coffee In, Coffee Out
CICYHW	Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID	Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
CIL	Check In Later
CLM	Career Limiting Move
CM	Call Me
CMAP	Cover My Ass Partner
CMF	Count My Fingers
CMIW	Correct Me if I’m Wrong
CMU	Crack Me Up
CNP	Continued in Next Post
COB	Close Of Business
COD	Change Of Dressing
Cof$	Church of Scientology
CofS	Church of Scientology
COS	Change Of Subject
CRAFT	Can’t Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP	Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT	Can’t Remember A Thing
CRAWS	Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB	Come Right Back
CRBT	Crying Real Big Tears
CRDTCHCK	Credit Check
CRS	Can’t Remember Sh**
CRTLA	Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CS	Career Suicide
CSA	Cool Sweet Awesome
CSL	Can’t Stop Laughing
CSN	Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CT	Can’t Talk
CTA	Call To Action
CTC	Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
CTMQ	Chuckle To Myself Quietly
CTO	Check This Out
CU	See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU	See You Around The Universe
CUL8R	See You Later
CULA	See You Later Alligator
CUNS	See You In School
CUOL	See You OnLine
CUWTA	Catch Up With The Acronyms
CUZ	Because
CWOT	Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL	Chat With You Later
CX	Cancelled
CY	Calm Yourself
CYA	Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYE	Check your Email
CYL	See You Later
CYM	Check Your Mail
CYO	See You Online
CYT	See You Tomorrow
D&M	Deep & Meaningful
d00d	dude, also seen as dood
DAMHIKT	Don’t Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC	Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA	Doing Business As
DBABAI	Don’t Be A Bitch About It
DBD	Don’t Be Dumb
DBEYR	Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DD	Due Diligence
DDSOS	Different Day, Same Old Sh**
def	Definitely
DEGT	Don’t Even Go There
DETI	Don’t Even Think It
dewd	dude
DF	Dear Friend
DFLA	Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA	Don’t Go Anywhere
DGT	Don’t Go There
DGTG	Don’t Go There Girlfriend
DGYF	Damn Girl You’re Fine
DH	Dear Husband
DHYB	Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIAF	Die In A Fire
DIC	Drunk In Charge
DIKU	Do I Know You?
DILLIGAD	Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS	Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DINK	Double Incomes, No Kids
DIRFT	Do It Right the First Time
DISTO	Did I Say That Outloud?
DITR	Dancing In The Rain
ditto	same here
DITYID	Did I Tell You I’m Distressed
DIY	Do It Yourself
DKDC	Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL	Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB	Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM	Don’t Lie To Me
DMI	Don’t Mention It
DNBL8	Do Not Be Late
DNC	Does Not Compute
DND	Do Not Disturb
DOC	Drug Of Choice
DOE	Depends On Experience
DOEI	Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD	Department Of Redundancy Department
DP	Domestic Partner
dps	Damage Per Second
DPUP	Don’t Poop Your Pants
DQMOT	Don’t Quote Me On This
DQYDJ	Don’t Quit Your Day Job
DRB	Dirty Rat Bastard
DRIB	Don’t Read If Busy
DSTR8	Damn Straight
DTC	Deep Throaty Chuckle
DTRT	Do The Right Thing
DUI	Driving Under the Influence
DUM	Do You Masturbate?
DUNA	Don’t Use No Acronyms
dunno	i don’t know
DURS	Damn You Are Sexy
DUSL	Do You Scream Loud?
DUST	Did You See That?
DWB	Don’t Write Back
DWBH	Don’t Worry Be Happy
DWI	Driving While Intoxicated
DWPKOTL	Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DWS	Driving While Stupid
DWWWI	Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
DWYM	Does What You Mean
DYFM	Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB	Do You Have A Boyfriend?
DYHAG	Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW	Don’t You Just Hate It When…
DYLI	Do You Love It?
DYOFDW	Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT	Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123	Easy as One, Two, Three
E2HO	Each to His/Her Own
EAK	Eating at Keyboard
EAPFS	Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
EE	Electronic Emission
effin	F***ing
EFT	Electronic Funds Transfer
EG	Evil Grin
EL	Evil Laugh
EM	Excuse Me
EMA	E-Mail Address
EMFBI	Excuse Me For Butting In
EMFJI	Excuse Me For Jumping In
EMI	Excuse My Ignorance
EML	Email Me Later
EMRTW	Evil Monkey’s Rule The World
EMSG	E-Mail Message
EOD	End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
EOL	End Of Life
EOM	End Of Message
EOT	End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESAD	Eat Sh** And Die
ESADYFA	Eat Sh And Die You F*ing Asshole
ESEMED	Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESH	Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESMF	Eat Sh Mother F*er
ESO	Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA	Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
ETLA	ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
every1	everyone
EVRE1	Every One
EWI	E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ	Easy
F2F	Face-to-Face
FAB	Features Attributes Benefits
FAH	F***ing A Hot
FAP	F***ing A Pissed
FAQL	Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT	Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
FASB	Fast Ass Son Bitchii
FAWC	For Anyone Who Cares
FB	F*** Buddy
FBI	F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKS	Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FBOCD	Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
FCFS	First Come, First Served
FCOL	For Crying Out Loud
FDGB	Fall Down Go Boom
FE	Fatal Error
FF	Friends Forever
FF&PN	Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS	For F*** Sake
FGDAI	Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FIF	F*** I’m Funny
FIIK	F*** If I Know
FIL	Father-In-Law
FILF	Father I’d Like to F***
FILTH	Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE	F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH	First in, Still Here
FITB	Fill In The Blanks
FLA	Four Letter Acronym
FLUID	F***ing Look it Up, I Did
FMLTWIA	F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMTYEWTK	Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTA	F*** Me Up The Ass
FNG	F***ing New Guy
FO	F*** Off
FOAD	F*** Off And Die
FOAF	Friend Of A Friend
FOAG	F*** Off And Google
FOC	Free of Charge
FOFL	Falling on Floor Laughing
FOGC	Fear Of Getting Caught
FOL	Fond of Leather
FOMC	Fell Off My Chair
FOMCL	Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD	Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FOS	Full Of Sh**
FRED	F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FS	For Sale
FSBO	For Sale By Owner
FSR	For Some Reason
FSU	F* Sh Up
FTASB	Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH	From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF	F*** That’s Funny -or- Face To Face
FTFOI	For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL	Faster Than Light
FTLOG	For The Love Of God
FTN	F*** That Noise
FTR	For The Record
FTRF	F*** That’s Really Funny
FTTB	For The Time Being
FTW	For The Win -or- F*** The World
FU2	F*** You Too
FUBAR	F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB	F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD	Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUJIMO	F*** You Jack I’m Movin’ On
FUM	F***ed Up Mess
FURTB	Filled Up and Ready To Burst
FWB	Friends With Benefits
FWD	Forward
FWIW	For What It’s Worth
FWOT	F***ing Waste Of Time
FYA	For Your Amusement
FYE	For Your Edification
FYEO	For Your Eyes Only
FYF	From Your Friend
FYI	For Your Information
FYIFV	F*** You I’m Fully Vested
FYLTGE	From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM	For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN	Fasten Your Seat Belts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G	Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
G1	Good One
G2G	Got to Go
G2GLYS	Got To Go Love Ya So
G4I	Go For It
G4N	Good For Nothing
GA	Go Ahead
GAB	Getting A Beer
GAFYK	Get Away From Your Keyboard
GAGFI	Gives A Gay First Impression
GAL	Get A Life
GALGAL	Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER	Get A Load of Her
GALHIM	Get A Load of Him
GANB	Getting Another Beer
GAP	Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
GAS	Got A Second?
gawd	god
GB	Good Bridge
GBG	Great Big Grin
GBH	Great Big Hug
GBTW	Get Back To Work
GC	Good Crib
GD&R	Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF	Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GDI	God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GDW	Grin, Duck and Wave
GF	Girlfriend
GFF	Go F***ing Figure
GFI	Go For It
GFN	Gone For Now
GFON	Good For One Night
GFR	Grim File Reaper
GFTD	Gone For The Day
GFY	Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
GFYMF	Go F* Yourself Mother F*er
GG	Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
GGA	Good Game All
GGGG	God, God, God, God
GGN	Gotta Go Now
GGOH	Gotta Get Out of Here
GGP	Gotta Go Pee
GHM	God Help Me
GI	Google It
GIC	Gift In Crib
GIDK	Gee I Don’t Know
GIGO	Garbage In, Garbage Out
GILF	Grandmother I’d Like to F***
GIWIST	Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GJ	Good Job
GJP	Good Job Partner
GL	Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLA	Good Luck All
GLB	Good Looking Boy
GLBT	Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG	Good Looking Girl
GLGH	Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLYASDI	God Loves You And So Do I
GM	Good Morning -or- Good Move
GMAB	Give Me A Break
GMAFB	Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT	Great Minds Think For Themselves
GN	Good Night
GNBLFY	Got Nothing But Love For You
GNOC	Get Naked On Cam
GNSD	Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI	Get Over It
GOK	God Only Knows
GOL	Giggling Out Loud
GOS	Gay Or Straight
GOWI	Get On With It
GOYHH	Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D	Grinning Running And Ducking
GR2BR	Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
GR8	Great
GRAS	Generally Recognized As Safe
gratz	Congratulations
grrlz	girls, also seen as grrl
GRRR	Growling
GSOAS	Go Sit On A Snake
GSOH	Good Sense Of Humor
GSYJDWURMNKH	Good Seeing You, Just Don’t Wear Your Monkey Hat
GT	Good Try
GTFO	Get The F*** Out
GTFOOH	Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG	Got To Go
GTGB	Got To Go, Bye
GTGP	Got To Go Pee
GTH	Go To Hell
GTK	Good To Know
GTM	Giggle To Myself
GTRM	Going To Read Mail
GTSY	Glad To See You
GUD	Geographically UnDesirable
guvment	government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
GWI	Get With It
GWS	Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA	Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO	Get Your Pants Off
H&K	Hugs and Kisses
h/o	Hold On
h/p	Hold Please
H4U	Hot For You
H4XX0R	Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
H9	Husband in room
HADVD	Have Advised
hag1	have a good one
HAGD	Have a Great Day
HAGN	Have A Good Night
HAGO	Have A Good One
HAK	Hugs And Kisses
HAND	Have a Nice Day
HAR	Hit And Run
HAWTLW	Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB	Hurry Back
HBASTD	Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HBB	Hip Beyond Belief
HBIB	Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HBIC	Head Bitch In Charge
HBU	How Bout You?
HCC	Holy Computer Crap
HD	Hold
HF	Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS	Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K	Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ	Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK	Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS	Ha-Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY	Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG	How’s It Going
HIH	Hope It Helps
HIOOC	Help, I’m Out Of Coffee
HITAKS	Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HMFIC	Head MOFO In Charge
HNTI	How Nice That/This Is
HNTW	How Nice That Was
HNY	Happy New Year
HO	Hang On -or- Hold On
HOHA	HOllywood HAcker
HOIC	Hold On, I’m Coming
HOYEW	Hanging On Your Every Word
HP	Higher Power
HPPO	Highest Paid Person in Office
HSIK	How Should I Know
HT	Hi There
HTB	Hang The Bastards
HTH	Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH	Hit The Nail On The Head
HU	Hook Up
HUA	Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
HUD	How You Doing?
HUGZ	Hugs
huh	what
HUYA	Head Up Your Ass
HWGA	Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R	I Wonder
i h8 it	i hate it
I&I	Intercourse & Inebriation
I-D-L	Ideal
IAC	In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
IAE	In Any Event
IAITS	It’s All In The Subject
IANAC	I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV	I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE	I Am Not An Expert
IANAL	I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC	I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U	I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT	I Am Tired
IAW	I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
IAYM	I Am Your Master
IBGYBG	I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
IBIWISI	I’ll Believe It When I See It
IBK	Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBRB	I’ll Be Right Back
IBT	In Between Technology
IBTC	Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD	I Beg To Differ
IBTL	In Before The Lock
IC	Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
ICBW	I Could Be Wrong
ICW	I Can’t Wait
ICYC	In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10T	Idiot
IDC	I Don’t Care
IDGAD	I Don’t Give A Damn
IDGAF	I Don’t Give A F***
IDGARA	I Don’t Give A Rats Ass
IDGI	I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved
IDK	I Don’t Know
IDK, my BFF Jill	I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
IDKY	I Don’t Know You
IDM	It Does Not Matter
IDRK	I Don’t Really Know
IDST	I Didn’t Say That
IDTA	I Did That Already
IDTS	I Don’t Think So
IEF	It’s Esther’s Fault
IF/IB	In the Front -or- In the Back
IFAB	I Found A Bug
IFU	I F***ed Up
IGGP	I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP	I Get The Point
IGYHTBT	I Guess You Had To Be There
IHA	I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM	I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO	I Have No Opinion
IHTFP	I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU	I Hear You
IIABDFI	If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
IIIO	Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD	If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR	If I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRC	If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
IIT	Is It Tight?
IITLYTO	If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMAD	If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD	If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM	If It Were Me
IJPMP	I Just Pissed My Pants
IJWTK	I Just Want To Know
IJWTS	I Just Want To Say
IKALOPLT	I Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKWYM	I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI	I Know You Are But What Am I?
ILA	I Love Acronyms
ILF/MD	I Love Female/Male Dominance
ILICISCOMK	I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMJ	I Love My Job
ILU	I Love You
ILUAAF	I Love You As A Friend
ILY	I Love You
IM	Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P	I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMA	I Might Add
IMAO	In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO	In My Considered Opinion
IME	In My Experience
IMEZRU	I Am Easy, Are You?
IMHEIUO	In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO	In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO	In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO	In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO	In My Opinion
IMOO	In My Own Opinion
IMPOV	In My Point Of View
IMRU	I Am, Are You?
IMS	I Am Sorry
INBD	It’s No Big Deal
INMP	It’s Not My Problem
INNW	If Not Now, When
INPO	In No Particular Order
INUCOSM	It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOH	I’m Outta Here
ION	Index Of Names
IONO	I Don’t Know
IOUD	Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW	In Other Words
IPN	I’m Posting Naked
IRL	In Real Life
ISAGN	I See A Great Need
ISH	Insert Sarcasm Here
ISO	In Search Of
ISS	I Said So -or- I’m So Sure
ISSYGTI	I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTM	It Seems to Me
ISTR	I Seem To Remember
ISWC	If Stupid Were a Crime
ISWYM	I See What You Mean
ISYALS	I’ll Send You A Letter Soon
ITA	I Totally Agree
ITFA	In The Final Analysis
ITIGBS	I Think I’m Going To Be Sick
ITM	In The Money
ITS	Intense Text Sex
ITSFWI	If The Shoe Fits Wear It
IUM	If You Must
IWALU	I Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA	I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWBNI	It Would Be Nice If
IWFU	I Wanna F*** You
IWIWU	I Wish I Was You
IWSN	I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS	If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh**
IYD	In Your Dreams
IYDMMA	If You Don’t Mind My Asking
IYFEG	Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM	If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD	If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO	In Your Opinion
IYQ	I Like You
IYSS	If You Say So
IYSWIM	If You See What I Mean
J/C	Just Checking
J/J	Just Joking
J/K	Just Kidding
J/O	Jerking Off
J/P	Just Playing
J/W	Just Wondering
J2LYK	Just To Let You Know
J4F	Just For Fun
J4G	Just For Grins
J4T or JFT	Just For Today
J5M	Just Five Minutes
JAD	Just Another day
JAFO	Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS	Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM	Just A Minute
JAS	Just A Second
JC	Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
JDI	Just Do It
JEOMK	Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JFH	Just F*** Her
JFI	Just For Information
JIC	Just In Case
JK	Just Kidding
JM2C	Just My 2 Cents
JMO	Just My Opinion
JOOTT	Just One Of Those Things
JP	Just Playing
JSU	Just Shut Up
JSYK	Just So You Know
JT	Just Teasing
JTLYK	Just To Let You Know
JTOL	Just Thinking Out Loud
JTOU	Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM	Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JW	Just Wondering
K	OK
KB	Kick Butt
KBD	Keyboard
kewl	it means cool
KFY -or- K4Y	Kiss For You
KHYF	Know How You Feel
KIA	Killed In Action
KIBO	Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
KIR	Keep It Real
KISS	Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT	Keep In Touch
kitty	code word for vagina
KK	Kiss Kiss
KMA	Kiss My Ass
KMFHA	Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP	Keep Me Posted
KMRIA	Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA	Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF	Kiss Me You Fool
KMWA	Kiss My White Ass
KOK	Knock
KOTC	Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL	Kiss On The Lips
KPC	Keeping Parents Clueless
KS	Kill Stealer
KUTGW	Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM	Know What I Mean?
KWSTA	Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYFC	Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYPO	Keep Your Pants On
L	Laugh
L8R	Later
L?^	Let’s hook up
LABATYD	Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die
LAQ	Lame Ass Quote
LB?W/C	Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
LBR and LGR	Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room
LBUG or LBIG	Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay
LD	Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF	Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR	Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA	Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LF	Let’s F***
LFTI	Looking Forward To It
LGMAS	Lord Give Me A Sign
LHM	Lord Have Mercy
LHO	Laughing Head Off
LHOS	Lets Have Online Sex
LHSO	Let’s Have Sex Online
LHU	Let’s Hook Up
LIFO	Last In, First Out
LIS	Laughing In Silence
LJBF	Let’s Just Be Friends
LKITR	Little Kid In The Room
LLOM	Like Leno on Meth
LLTA	Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAO	Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO	Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMHO	Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL	Let’s Meet In Real Life
LMK	Let Me Know
LMSO	Laughing My Socks Off
LMTC	Left a Message To Contact
LMTCB	Left Message To Call Back
LOL	Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
LOLA	Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLZ	Lots Of Laughs
LOMBARD	Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LOML	Love Of My Life
LONH	Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL	Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD	Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORE	Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOU	Laughing Over You
LPOS	Lazy Piece Of Sh**
LRF	Little Rubber Feet
LSHITIPAL	Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
LSHMBH	Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSV	Language, Sex, Violence
LTHTT	Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC	Laughing ‘Til I Cry
LTIO	Laughing Til I Orgasm
LTM	Laughing To Myself
LTNS	Long Time No See
LTNT	Long Time, No Type
LTR	Long Term Relationship
LTS	Laughing to Self
LTTIC	Look The Teacher Is Coming
LULU	Locally Undesireable Land Use
LUMTP	Love You More Than Pie
luser	loser
LUSM	Love You So Much
LWR	Launch When Ready
LY	Love You
LY4E	Love You Forever
LYA	Love You All
LYB	Love You Babe
LYCYLBB	Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY	Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
LYL	Love You Lots
LYLAB	Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS	Love You Like A Sister
LYLB	Love You Later Bye
LYMI	Love You, Mean It
LYWAMH	Love You With All My Heart
M2NY	Me Too, Not Yet
M4C	Meet for Coffee
m4w	men for women
M8 or M8s	Mate -or- Mates
MA	Mature Audience
MAYA	Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB	Message Board
MBN	Must Be Nice
MBRFN	Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MEGO	My Eyes Glaze Over
meh	Who cares, whatever
MFD	Multi-Function Device
MfG	Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MFIC	Mother F***er In Charge
MFWIC	Mo Fo Who’s In Charge
MHBFY	My Heart Bleeds For You
mhhm	uh huh -or- yeah
MHOTY	My Hat’s Off To You
MIA	Missing In Action
MIHAP	May I Have Your Attention Please
MIL	Mother-In-Law
MILF	Mother I’d Like to F***
MIRL	Meet In Real Life
MITIN	More Info Than I Needed
MKOP	My Kind Of Place
MLA	Multiple Letter Acronym
MLAS	My Lips Are Sealed
mlm	giving the digital middle finger
MM	Market Maker
MMHA2U	My Most Humble Apologies To You
mmk	mmm ok
MML	Made Me Laugh
MO	Move On
MOF	Matter Of Fact
MOFO	Mother F***er
MOMPL	One Moment Please
MOO	Mud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
MOOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP	MOment Please
MorF	Male or Female
MOS	Mom Over Shoulder
MOSS	Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MOTAS	Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD	Message Of The Day
MOTOS	Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS	Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MPFB	My Personal F*** Buddy
MRA	Moving Right Along
MRPH	Mail the Right Place for Help
MSG	Message
MSMD	Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW	Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MSTM	Makes Sense To Me
MTBF	Mean Time Before Failure
MTF	More To Follow
MTFBWY	May The Force Be With You
MTLA	My True Love Always
MTSBWY	May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH or MWAH	The sound of a kiss
MUBAR	Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSL	Missing You Sh** Loads
MUSM	Miss You So Much
MVA	Motor Vehicle Accident
MVA no PI	Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
MVA w/PI	Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
MWBRL	More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL	Mind Your Language
MYOB	Mind Your Own Business
N-A-Y-L	In A While
N/A	Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M	Nothing Much
N/T	No Text
N1	Nice One
N2M	Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU	Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
NAB	Not A Blonde
NADT	Not A Damn Thing
NAGB	Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
NAK	Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT	Not A Lot Of People Know That
NASCAR	Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
natch	Naturally
NATO	No Action, Talk Only
NAVY	Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAZ	Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NB4T	Not Before Time
NBD	No Big Deal
NBFAB	Not Bad For A Beginner
NBFABS	Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
NBIF	No Basis In Fact
NBLFY	Nothing But Love For You
NBS	No Bull Sh**
NC	Nice Crib
NCG	New College Graduate
NDN	Indian
ne	Any
ne-wayz	anyways
ne1	Anyone
ne14kfc	anyone for KFC?
ne1er	anyone here?
Ne2H	Need To Have
NEET	Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
NESEC	Any Second
NEV	Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWS	North, East, West, South
NFBSK	Not For British School Kids
NFC	Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
NFF	No F***ing Fair
NFG	Not F***ing Good
NFI	No F***ing Idea
NFS	Need For Sex -or- Network File System
NFW	No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG	New Game
NGB	Nearly Good Bridge
NH	Nice Hand
NHOH	Never Heard Of Him/Her
NI4NI	An Eye For Any Eye
NICE	Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIFOC	Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOB	Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NIH	Not Invented Here
NIM	No Internal Message
NIMBY	Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD	Not In My Job Description
NIMQ	Not In My Queue
NIMY	Never In A Million Years
NINO	Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
NISM	Need I Say More
NITL	Not In This Lifetime
NIYWFD	Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
NLL	Nice Little Lady
NM	Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
nm, u	not much, you?
NME	Enemy
NMH	Not Much Here
NMHJC	Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP	Not My Problem
NMTE	Now More Than Ever
NMU	Not Much, You?
NN	Not Now -or- Need
NNCIMINTFZ	Not Now Chief, I’m In The F ***in’ Zone
NNR	Need Not Respond
NNWW	Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO	Not Online
no praw	no problem
NOA	Not Online Anymore
NOFI	No OFfence Intended
NOS	New Old Stock
NOY	Not Online Yet
NOYB	None Of Your Business
NP	No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NQA	No Questions Asked
NQOCD	Not Quite Our Class Dear
NR	Nice Roll
NRG	Energy
NRN	No Reply Necessary
NS	Nice Set
NSA	No Strings Attached
NSFW	Not Safe For Work
NSS	No Sh** Sherlock
NSTLC	Need Some Tender Loving Care
NTA	Not This Again
nth	nothing
NTIM	Not That It Matters
NTIMM	Not That It Matters Much
NTK	Nice To Know
NTM	Not That Much
NTMU	Nice To Meet You
NTTAWWT	Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
NTW	Not To Worry
NTYMI	Now That You Mention It
NUB	New person to a site or game
NUFF	Enough Said
NVM	NeVer Mind
NVNG	Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NW	No Way
NWAL	Nerd Without A Life
NWR	Not Work Related
NYC	Not Your Concern
NYCFS	New York City Finger Salute
O	Opponent -or- Over
OAO	Over And Out
OATUS	On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS	On An Unrelated Subject
OB	Obligatory
OBE	Overcome By Events
OBO	Or Best Offer
OBTW	Oh By The Way
OBX	Old Battle Axe
OC	Original Character -or- Own Character
OCD	Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA	One Damn Thing After Another
OIC	Oh, I See
OICU812	Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OK	All Correct
OL	Old Lady
OLL	OnLine Love
OLN	OnLine Netiquette
OLO	Only Laughed Once
OM	Old Man
OMB	Oh My Buddha
OMDB	Over My Dead Body
OMFG	Oh My F***ing God
OMG	Oh My God
OMIK	Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML	Oh My Lord
OMW	On My Way
ONID	Oh No I Didn’t
ONNA	Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA	Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD	Oh No You Didn’t
OO	Over and Out
OOAK	One Of A Kind
OOC	Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF	Out Of Facility
OOI	Out Of Interest
OOO	Out Of Office
OOS	Out Of Stock
OOTB	Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC	Obligatory On Topic Comment
OSIF	Oh Sh** I Forgot
OSINTOT	Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
OST	On Second Thought
OT	Off Topic
OTASOIC	Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
OTC	Over The Counter
OTF	Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTH	Off The Hook
OTL	Out To Lunch
OTOH	On The Other Hand
OTP	On The Phone
OTT	Over The Top
OTTOMH	Off The Top Of My Head
OTW	Off The Wall
OUSU	Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE	Or Words To That Effect
OZ	Australia
P	Partner
P&C	Private & Confidential
P-ZA	Pizza
P2C2E	Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP	Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
P911	Parent Alert
PA	Parent Alert
PAL	Parents Are Listening
PANS	Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW	Parents Are Watching
PB	Potty Break
PBB	Parent Behind Back
PBEM	Play By EMail
PBJ	Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
PC	Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
PCM	Please Call Me
PD	Public Domain
PDA	Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
PDOMA	Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ	Pretty Darn Quick
PDS	Please Don’t Shout
PEBCAC	Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAK	Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEEP	People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
peeps	people
PFA	Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PFC	Pretty F***ing Cold
phat	Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB	Pointy Haired Boss
PHS	Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPS	Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC	Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC	Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF	Paid In Full
PIMP	Peeing In My Pants
PIMPL	Peeing In My Pants Laughing
PIN	Person In Need
PIR	Parent In Room
PITA	Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM	Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
pix	pictures -or- photos
PLO	Peace, Love, Out
PLOKTA	Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOS	Parents Looking Over Shoulder
PLS	Please
PLZ	Please
PM	Personal Message -or- Private Message
PMBI	Pardon My Butting In
PMF	Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
PMFJI	Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM	Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI	Pardon My Jumping In
PML	Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP	Peeing My Pants
PMSL	Pissed MySelf Laughing
PNATMBC	Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PNCAH	Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PND	Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
PO	Piss Off
POAHF	Put On A Happy Face
POAK	Passed Out At Keyboard
POMS	Parent Over My Shoulder
PONA	Person Of No Account
POS	Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POSC	Piece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQ	Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTATO	Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
POTS	Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
POTUS	President of the United States
POV	Point Of View
PP	People
PPL	Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
pron	porn
PRW	Parents Are Watching
PS	Post Script
PSA	Public Service Announcement
PSO	Product Superior to Operator
PTH	Prime Tanning Hours
PTMM	Please Tell Me More
PTP	Pardon The Pun
PTPOP	Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PU	That Stinks
puter	computer
PVP	Player Versus Player
PWAS	Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
PWCB	Person Will Call Back
pwn	own
pwnt	owned
PWP	Plot, What Plot?
Q2C	Quick To Cum
QC	Quality Control
QFT	Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
QL	Quit Laughing
QLS	Reply
QOTD	Quote Of The Day
QQ	Quick Question -or- Cry More
QS	Quit Scrolling
QT	Cutie
QYB	Quit Your Bitching
r	are
r u goin	are you going?
R U there?	Are you there?
R&D	Research & Development
R&R	Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC	Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAT	Remotely Activated Trojan
RB@Ya	Right Back at Ya
RBAY	Right Back At You
RBTL	Read Between The Lines
RC	Remote Control
RCI	Rectal Cranial Inversion
RE	Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
REHI	Hi Again
RFD	Request For Discussion
RFR	Really F***ing Rich
RFS	Really F***ing Soon
RGR	Roger
RHIP	Rank Has Its Privileges
RHK	RoundHouse Kick
RIYL	Recommended If You Like
RKBA	Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL	Real Life
RLCO	Real Life Conference
RLF	Real Life Friend
RM	Remake
RMETTH	Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
RMLB	Read My Lips Baby
RMMA	Reading My Mind Again
RMMM	Read My Mail Man
RN	Right Now
RNN	Reply Not Necessary
ROFL	Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROR	Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO	Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
ROTFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL	Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO	Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM	Right On The Money
RPG	Role Playing Games
RRQ	Return Receipt reQuested
RRR	haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RSN	Real Soon Now
RSVP	Repondez S’il Vous Plait
RT	Real Time
RTB	Returning To Base (home)
RTBM	Read The Bloody Manual
RTBS	Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ	Read The FAQ
RTFF	Read The F***ing FAQ
RTFM	Read The F***ing Manual
RTFQ	Read The F***ing Question
RTH	Release The Hounds
RTK	Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM	Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
RTSM	Read The Silly Manual
RTTSD	Right Thing To Say Dude
RTWFQ	Read The Whole F***ing Question
RU	Are You?
RU/18	Are You Over 18?
RUFKM	Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
RUH	Are You Horny?
RUMCYMHMD	Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF	Are You Male OR Female?
RUNTS	Are You Nuts?
RUOK	Are You OK?
RUS	Are You Serious?
RUSOS	Are You SOS (in trouble)?
RUT	Are You There?
RUUP4IT	Are You Up For It?
RX	Regards
RYFM	Read Your Friendly Manual
RYO	Roll Your Own
RYS	Read Your Screen
S	Smile
S2R	Send To Receive
S2U	Same To You
S4B	Sh** for Brains
S4L	Spam For Life
SADAD	Suck A Dick And Die
SAHM	Stay At Home Mom
SAIA	Stupid Asses In Action
SAPFU	Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SB	Stand By
SBI	Sorry ‘Bout It
SBTA	Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG	Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR	Sorry, Could Not Resist
SDK	Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Software Developer’s Kit
sec	wait a second
SED	Said Enough Darling
SEG	Sh** Eating Grin
SEP	Somebody Else’s Problem
SETE	Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG	Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
SF	Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
SFAIAA	So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE	Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFLA	Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFTTM	Stop F***ing Talking To Me
SFX	Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
SH	Sh** Happens
SHB	Should Have Been
shhh	quiet
SHID	Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY	See How Much I Love You
SIC	Spelling Is Correct
SICL	Sitting In Chair Laughing
SICS	Sitting In Chair Snickering
SII	Seriously Impaired Imagination
SIL	Sister-In-Law
SIP	Skiing In Powder
SIT	Stay In Touch
SITCOM	Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD	Still In The Dark
SIUP	Suck It Up Pussy
SIUYA	Shove It Up Your Ass
sk8er	skater
sk8r	skater
SL	Second Life
SLAP	Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW	Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK	Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM	See Last Mail
SLOM	Sticking Leeches On Myself
SLT	Something Like That
SM	Senior Moment
SMAIM	Send Me An Instant Message
SMB	Suck My Balls
SME	Subject Matter Expert
SMEM	Send Me E-Mail
SMH	Shaking My Head
SMIM	Send Me an Instant Message
SMOP	Small Matter of Programming
smt	something
SNAFU	Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG	Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT	Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO	Significant Other
SOB	Son Of a B*tch
SOBT	Stressed Out Big Time
SOGOP	Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOH	Sense Of Humor
SOHF	Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI	Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR	Sit On It And Rotate
sok	it’s ok
SOL	Sh** Out of Luck
some1	someone
SOMY	Sick Of Me Yet
SOOYA	Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP	Standard Operating Procedure
SorG	Straight or Gay
SOS	Same Old Sh** -or- help
SOT	Short On Time
SOTMG	Short On Time, Must Go
SOW	Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
soz	Sorry
SRO	Standing Room Only
srsly	seriously
SSC	Super Sexy Cute
SSDD	Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA	Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA	Subject Says It All
STBY	Sucks To Be You
STD	Seal The Deal -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
STFU	Shut The F*** Up
STFW	Search The F***ing Web
sth	something
STM	Spank The Monkey
STPPYNOZGTW	Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
STR8	Straight
STS	So To Speak
STW	Search The Web
STYS	Speak To You Soon
SU	Shut Up
SUAC	Sh** Up A Creek
SUAKM	Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI	Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUFID	Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL	Snooze You Lose
sup	what’s up?
sux	sucks
SUYF	Shut Up You Fool
SWAG	Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK	Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
SWALBCAKWS	Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’t Stick
SWALK	Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT	So What Do You Think?
sweet<3	sweetheart
SWF	Single White Female
SWIM	See What I Mean?
SWIS	See What I’m Saying
SWL	Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO	She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWU	So What’s Up
SYL	See You Later
SYS	See You Soon
SYT	See You Tomorrow
s^	what’s up?
T&C	Terms & Conditions
T@YL	Talk At You Later
TA	Thanks Again
TABOOMA	Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
TAF	That’s All, Folks
TAFN	That’s All For Now
TAH	Take A Hike
TAKS	That’s A Knee Slapper
TANJ	There Ain’t No Justice
TANSTAAFL	There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP	Take A Pill
TARFU	Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS	Taking A Shower
TAW	Teachers Are Watching
TBA	To Be Advised
TBC	To Be Continued
TBD	To Be Determined
TBE	Thick Between Ears
TBH	To Be Honest
TBYB	Try Before You Buy
TC	Take Care
TCB	Trouble Came Back
TCOY	Take Care Of Yourself
TDM	Too Darn Many
TDTM	Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI	The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS	That’s For Darn Sure
TFH	Thread From Hell
TFLMS	Thanks For Letting Me Share
TFM	Thanks From Me
TFMIU	The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
TFN	Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFS	Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
TFTHAOT	Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT	Thanks For The Thought
TFX	Traffic
TGAL	Think Globally, Act Locally
TGGTG	That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF	Thank God It’s Friday
THX or TX or THKS	Thanks
TIA	Thanks In Advance
TIAIL	Think I Am In Love
TIC	Tongue In Cheek
TIGAS	Think I Give A Sh**
TILII	Tell It Like It Is
TINGTES	There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
TINWIS	That Is Not What I Said
TISC	This Is So Cool
TISL	This Is So Lame
TISNC	This Is So Not Cool
TISNF	That Is So Not Fair
TISNT	That Is So Not True
TK	To Come
TKU4UK	Thank You For Your Kindness
TLA	Three Letter Acronym
TLC	Tender Loving Care
TLGO	The List Goes On
TLITBC	That’s Life In The Big City
TLK2UL8R	Talk To You Later
TM	Trust Me
TMA	Too Many Acronyms
TMI	Too Much Information
TMSGO	Too Much Sh** Going On
TMTOWTDI	There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TNA	Temporarily Not Available
TNC	Tongue In Cheek
TNT	Til Next Time
TNTL	Trying Not To Laugh
TNX	Thanks
to go nookleer	to explode
TOBAL	There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG	This Oughta Be Good
TOM	Tomorrow
TOPCA	Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT	Tons Of Time
TOY	Thinking Of You
TP	Team Player -or- TelePort
TPC	The Phone Company
TPS	That’s Pretty Stupid
TPTB	The Powers That Be
TQM	Total Quality Management
TRAM	The Rest Are Mine
TRDMC	Tears Running Down My Cheeks
tripdub	triple w
troo	TRUE
TS	Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TSIA	This Says It All
TSIF	Thank Science It’s Friday
TSNF	That’s So Not Fair
TSOB	Tough Son Of a B*tch
TSR	Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
TSRA	Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass
TT	Big Tease
TTA	Tap That Ass
TTBOMK	To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN	Ta Ta For Now
TTG	Time to Go
TTIOT	The Truth Is Out There
TTKSF	Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTMF	Ta Ta MOFO
TTS	Text To Speech
TTT	That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTTHTFAL	Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening
TTTKA	Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTTT	To Tell The Truth
TTUL	Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN	Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL	Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
TTYT	Talk To You Tomorrow
TVM4YEM	Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
TWHAB	This Won’t Hurt A Bit
TWHE	The Walls Have Ears
TWIMC	To Whom It May Concern
TWITA	That’s What I’m Talking About
TWIWI	That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It?
TXS	Thanks
TXT IM	Text Instant Message
TXT MSG	text message
TY	Thank You
TYCLO	Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYG	There You Go
TYVM	Thank You Very Much
u	You
u up	are you up?
U-L	You Will
U2	You Too
u8	you ate?
UBS	Unique Buying State
UCWAP	Up a Creek Without A Paddle
UDH82BME	You’d Hate To Be Me
UDM	You’re the Man
UG2BK	You’ve Got To Be Kidding
UGC	User-Generated Content
unPC	unPolitically Correct
UNTCO	You Need To Chill Out
UOK	Are You OK?
UPOD	Under Promise Over Deliver
ur	you are
UR2K	You Are Too Kind
URAPITA	You Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAI	You Are Such An Idiot
URW	You Are Welcome
URWS	You Are Wise
URYY4M	You Are Too Wise For Me
URZ	yours
USP	Unique Selling Proposition
UTM	You Tell Me
UV	Unpleasant Visual
UWIWU	You Wish I Was You
VBG	Very Big Grin
VBS	Very Big Smile
VC	Venture Capital
VCDA	Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
VEG	Very Evil Grin
VFM	Value For Money
VGN	Vegan -or- Vegitarian
VM	Voice Mail
VRBS	Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VSF	Very Sad Face
VWD	Very Well Done
VWP	Very Well Played
w’s^	what’s up?
W/	With
W/E	Weekend
W/O	Without
w00t	We Own the Other Team
w4m	women for men
W8	Wait
W9	Wife in room
WAD	Without A Doubt
WAEF	When All Else Fails
WAFB	What A F***ing Bitch
WAFM	What A F***ing Mess
WAFS	Warm And Fuzzies
WAG	Wild Ass Guess
WAI	What An Idiot
WAK	What A Kiss
WAMBAM	Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAYD	What Are You Doing?
WAYN	Where Are You Now?
WB	Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS	Write Back Soon
WBU	What ‘Bout You?
WC	Who Cares
WCA	Who Cares Anyway
WD	Well Done
WDALYIC	Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDDD	Woopie Doo Da Dey
WDR	With Due Respect
WDT	Who Does That?
WDYM	What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT	What Do You Mean By That?
WDYS	What Did You Say?
WDYT	What Do You Think?
WE	Whatever
WEG	Wicked Evil Grin
WETSU	We Eat This Sh** Up
WF	Way Fun
WFM	Works For Me
WG	Wicked Grin
WGAFF	Who Gives A Flying F***
WIBAMU	Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle
WIBNI	Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
WIIFM	What’s In It For Me
WILCO	Will Comply
WIM	Woe Is Me
WIP	Work In Process
wirld	world
WISP	Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT	Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS	What In The F* Is This Sh
WITW	What In The World
WIU	Wrap It Up
wkewl	way cool
WLMIRL	Would Like to Meet In Real Life
WMHGB	Where Many Have Gone Before
WMMOWS	Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMPL	Wet My Pants Laughing
WNOHGB	Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA	Work Of Art
WOG	Wise Old Guy
WOM	Word Of Mouse
WOMBAT	Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOF	Well Off Older Folks
woot	We Own the Other Team
WOP	With Out Papers
WOTAM	Waste Of Time And Money
WOTD	Word Of The Day
WP	Well Played
WRT	With Regard To -or- With Respect To
wru	where are you?
WRUD	What Are You Doing?
WRUDATM	What Are You Doing At The Moment?
WT	Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB	Want To Buy
WTF	What The F***
WTFDYJS	What The F*** Did You Just Say?
WTFGDA	Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
WTFH	What The F***ing Hell
WTFWYCM	Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
WTG	Way To Go
WTGP	Want To Go Private?
WTH	What The Heck
WTHOW	White Trash Headline Of the Week
WTMI	Way Too Much Information
WTN	What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
WTS	Want To Sell
WTSDS	Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WTSHTF	When The Sh** Hits The Fan
WTTM	Without Thinking Too Much
WU	What’s Up
WUF	Where You From
WUWH	Wish You Were Here
WUWHIMA	Wish You Were Here In My Arms
wuz	was
wuz4dina	What’s for dinner?
wuzup	what’s up?
WWJD	What Would Jesus Do?
WWSD	What Would Satan Do?
WWY	Where Were You?
WX	Weather
WYCM	Will You Call Me?
WYD	What You Doing?
WYFM	Would You F*** Me?
WYGISWYPF	What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYM	What do You Mean?
wymyn	women
WYP	What’s Your Problem?
WYRN	What’s Your Real Name?
WYS	Whatever You Say
WYSILOB	What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
WYSIWYG	What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG	What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT	Whatever You Think
WYWH	Wish You Were Here
X-I-10	Exciting
XLNT	Excellent
XME	Excuse Me
XOXO	Hugs and Kisses
XQZT	Exquisite
XTC	Ecstasy
Y	Why? -or- Yes
YA	Yet Another
YA yaya	Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA	Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YACC	Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI	You Asked For It You Got It
YAJWD	You Ain’t Just Whistling Dixie
YAOTM	Yet Another Off Topic Message
YAUN	Yet Another Unix Nerd
YBF	You’ve Been F***ed
YBS	You’ll Be Sorry
YBY	Yeah Baby Yeah
YBYSA	You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCT	Your Comment To
YDKM	You Don’t Know Me
YEPPIES	Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YGBK	You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM	You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YGLT	You’re Gonna Love This
YGTBK	You’ve Got To Be Kidding
YGWYPF	You Get What You Pay For
YHM	You Have Mail
YIC	Yours In Christ
YIU	Yes, I Understand
YIWGP	Yes, I Will Go Private
YKW	You Know What?
YKWIM	You Know What I Mean
YM	Your Mother
YMAK	You May Already Know
YMMV	Your Mileage May Vary
YNK	You Never Know
YOYO	You’re On Your Own
YR	Yeah Right
YRYOCC	You’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YS	You Stinker
YSAN	You’re Such A Nerd
ysdiw8	why should i wait?
YSIC	Why Should I Care?
YSK	You Should Know
YSYD	Yeah, Sure You Do
YTB	You’re The Best
YTRNW	Yeah That’s Right, Now What?
YTTT	You Telling The Truth?
YUPPIES	Young Urban Professionals
YW	You’re Welcome
YWIA	You’re Welcome In Advance
YY4U	Too Wise For You
YYSSW	Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
zerg	To gang up on someone
ZMG or ZOMG	Oh My God
ZZZ	Sleeping, Bored, Tired
M/	Heavy Metal Music
^5	High Five
^RUP^	Read Up Please
^URS	Up Yours