Apple iPad

How To Print From an iPad

Having trouble printing from your iPad?  This is the easiest way to print from and Apple iPad.  It’s so simple a caveman could to it.

Apple iPhone iPod Mobile Phone

Capture Screenshot Image on iPhone (3G) and iPod Touch 2.0 Without Screen Shot Utility – HowTo

To  take a screenshot or capture the screen image in iPhone 2.0, iPhone 3G, and iPod Touch (2.0 and later), just press the Home button and Sleep/Wake button (On/Off button at the top of the mobile device) simultaneously.

The Apple device screen will flash and an image will be automatically saved and stored in the iPhone or iPod Touch Camera Roll or photo album.  Just click Photos to see the screenshot.  From there you could email to yourself of someone you love (or hate).

Apple Linux SSH Ubuntu

Ubuntu VM on Windows 2008 Hyper-V

How the Hell do I get networking to work on a Ubuntu VM on Hyper-V in Windows 2008?

This is a question I have personally grappled with a few times.  Although I was able to successfully install a Ubuntu 8.10 server on Hyper-V with networking over a year ago I forgot how it was done and pulled my hair out trying to figure it out again the other day.  So I thought I’d jot down a few notes to help me remember.  If this  helps anyone else, that will be great too.

These instructions are for Ubuntu 9.10 server on Windows 2008 Hyper-V.  As mentioned above this works for Ubuntu 8.10 server as well; and presumably other versions although I haven’t verified.

This contains some fairly detailed instructions so someone new to this setup should have enough info to get completely running.  However, since I know some of you out there are in a hurry here’s the Cliff Notes version:

  1. Don’t use the default network adapter – DELETE it!
  2. Add a legacy network adapter.
  3. Install Ubuntu.
Full Instructions for Installing Ubuntu 9.10 Server on Windows 2008 Hyper-V

Download the Ubuntu 9.10 server ISO – get this started now so it will be done by the time your’re ready for it.

Step One: Create the VM on Hyper-V
  • Launch the Windows Hyper-V Manager (Start, All Programs, Administrative Tools, Hyper-V Manager).
  • Select New, Virtual Machine.  Give it a name.  Click Next.
  • Specify memory (RAM).  In this example I’m using 1024 MB.
  • On the “Configure Networking” screen just click Next – we will delete this later anyway.
  • Create a new virtual hard disk using the name, location and size of your choosing.
  • On the “Installation Options” screen make sure to choose “Install and operating system later.”
  • Click Next, verify your settings, then click Finish.
    At this point if your VM started you will receive a boot failure message.  Don’t worry, you can safely ignore this and Turn Off the VM.

    Step Two: Customize VM Settings

    • From the VM Window click File, Settings.
    • Remove the current Network Adapter.
    • Click Add Hardware and select Legacy Network Adapter, then Add.
    • On the Legacy Network Adapter select the correct adapter from the Network drop-down list
    • Click OK to save settings.
    Step Three: Install Ubuntu
    • Click Media, DVD Drive, Insert Disk and browse to your Ubuntu ISO.
    • Start (Power On) the VM & it will begin the Ubuntu Server installation.
    • Select your Language, then “Install Ubuntu Server.”
    • Select your desired Country and keyboard layout.
    • Enter your desired hostname, then continue.
    • Select your timezone.
    • Partition your disk using the default, “Guided – use entire disk and set up LVM.”
      • Select your disk to partition – if you followed these instructions you will only have one.
      • Select YES to write the changes to disks and configure LVM.
    • Follow the prompts to setup users and passwords, creating at lease one user.
    • Select whether or not to encrypt your home directory.
    • If you have a DHCP server on your network your adapter should retrieve and IP address and associated info from that server.  If not, you will be prompted for IP address settings.
    • Choose how to manage upgrades on your system.
    • Choose which software to install (note, depending on which option(s) you select additional questions will be asked during install which aren’t covered in this tutorial):
      • Cloud computing cluster
      • Cloud computing node
      • DNS server
      • LAMP server
      • Mail server
      • OpenSSH server – You may want to install this to connect via SSH later.
      • PostgreSQL database
      • Print server
      • Samba file server
      • Tomcat Java server
      • Virtual Machine host
      • Manual package selection
    • At the “Finishing Installation” screen select Continue.

    Step Four: Logon to Your Ubuntu Server

    Now that your server is installed logon through the Virtual Machine Connection window to verify network settings and connectivity.  Type ifconfig to view your network settings.  You should have an interface, eth0, with either a DHCP-assigned address or the one you manually entered during installation.

    You could verify correct network operation by pinging a know good host on your local network and/or a host on the Internet.  In my case I pinged my default gateway and  Both responded with replies.

    Finally, now that my Ubuntu Server is setup and networking is configured properly I will probably never (hopefully) use the Virtual Machine Connection window again, rather I will use my favorite remote connection client, PuTTY.

    Since I neglected to install Open-SSH Server during the Ubuntu installation I had to install it before I could use PuTTY using:

    sudo apt-get install openssh-server

    Apple Linux

    Disable Unnecessary Services on Mac OS X

    How to disable unnecessary services on Mac OS X based desktop / server / laptop.

    Mac OS X uses the following directories to start various services:

    1. /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/ – System-wide daemons provided by Mac OS X
    2. /System/Library/LaunchAgents/ – Per-user agents provided by Mac OS X
    3. ~/Library/LaunchAgents/ – Per-user agents provided by the user
    4. /Library/LaunchAgents/ – Per-user agents provided by the administrator
    5. /Library/LaunchDaemons/ – System-wide daemons provided by the administrator.

    launchd manages processes, both for the system as a whole and for individual users using .plist files. Open the terminal and type the following commands to view directory files:

    cd /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/
    ls -l
    ls -l | less


    cd /System/Library/LaunchAgents/
    ls -l
    ls -l | less

    Disable Unnecessary Services
    Use the launchctl command as follows:

    sudo launchctl unload -w /path/to/.plist/file
    sudo launchctl unload -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/file.plist

    In this example, use the following to disable the Bonjour service:

    sudo launchctl unload -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/
    sudo launchctl unload -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/

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    List of Internet Acronyms & Text Message Jargon

    With millions of people texting regularly, it’s no wonder you’ve seen this cryptic looking code!

    Commonly used wherever people get online — whether by text message, IM, SMS, email, cell phone, iPhone, Blackberry, PDA, etc. — and as seen on blogs, chat rooms, Web sites, games, and newsgroup postings — these abbreviations are used by people to correspond with each other. Acronyms are an integral part of computer culture. The use of acronyms grew rapidly on the Internet and created a new lingo, known as shorthand, online jargon and leetspeak.

    Acronyms are often typed in ALL CAPS but it is not proper netiquette to type in ALL CAPS in general, in fact, it’s SHOUTING.

    People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.

    Got a favorite one you don’t see here? Add your own lingo in the comments section!

    Note: “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” –and– “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You”

    ! I have a comment
    *$ Starbucks
    2 Your (or my) two cents worth
    10Q thank you
    1174 Nude club
    121 One to one
    1337 Elite -or- leet -or- L337
    143 I love you
    14AA41 One for All and All for One
    182 I hate you
    19 0 hand
    20 Location
    2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
    2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey
    2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten
    2G2BT Too Good To Be True
    2moro Tomorrow
    2nite Tonight
    2U2 To You Too
    404 I haven’t a clue
    411 Information
    420 Marijuana
    459 I love you
    4COL For Crying Out Loud
    4EAE ForEver And Ever
    4eva forever
    4ever Forever
    4NR Foreigner
    4Q F*** You
    511 Too much information
    5FS 5 Finger Salute
    8 Oral sex
    831 I Love You
    86 Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
    9 Parent is watching
    99 Parent is no longer watching
    ::poof:: i’m gone
    <3 heart
    ? I have a question
    ?^ hook up?
    @TEOTD At The End Of The Day
    A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture
    A3 Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
    AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
    AAF As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
    AAK Asleep At Keyboard
    AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
    AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
    AAR At Any Rate
    AAR8 At Any Rate
    AAS Alive And Smiling
    AATK Always At The Keyboard
    AAYF As Always, Your Friend
    AB Ass Backwards
    ABITHIWTITB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
    ABT2 About To
    ACD Alt Control Delete
    ACE Access Control Entry
    ACK Acknowledgement
    ACORN A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
    ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
    ADBB All Done Bye Bye
    addy address
    ADIH Another Day In Hell
    ADIP Another Day In Paradise
    ADN Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
    ADR Address
    ADVD Advised
    AEAP As Early As Possible
    AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
    AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
    AFAIC As Far As I’m Concerned
    AFAICS As Far As I Can See
    AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
    AFAIK As Far As I Know
    AFAIR As Far As I Remember
    AFAIU As Far As I Understand
    AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
    AFAP As Far As Possible
    AFAYC As Far As You’re Concerned
    AFC Away From Computer
    AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
    AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
    AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
    AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
    AFJ April Fools Joke
    AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
    AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
    AFT About F***ing Time
    AFZ Acronym Free Zone
    AGB Almost Good Bridge
    AGKWE And God Knows What Else
    AIAMU And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
    aight all right
    AIH As It Happens
    AIMB As I Mentioned Before
    AIMP Always In My Prayers
    AISB As I Said Before
    AISE As I Said Earlier
    AISI As I See It
    AITR Adult In The Room
    AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
    ALAP As Late As Possible
    alcon All Concerned
    ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
    ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
    ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
    AMAP As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
    AMBW All My Best Wishes
    AMF Adios Mother F***er
    AML All My Love
    AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
    ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
    ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
    ANGB Almost Nearly Good Bridge
    AOAS All Of A Sudden
    AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
    AON Apropos Of Nothing
    AP Apple Pie
    AS Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
    ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible
    ASAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
    ASAP As Soon As Possible
    ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This
    ASL Age/Sex/Location
    ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
    ATAB Ain’t That A Bitch
    ATC Any Two Cards
    ATM At The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
    ATSL Along The Same Line
    ATST At The Same Time
    ATW All The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
    ATWD Agree That We Disagree
    AWC After While, Crocodile
    AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
    AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
    AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague
    AWNIAC All We Need Is Another Chair
    AWOL Absent Without Leave
    AWTTW A Word To The Wise
    AYC Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky
    AYCE All You Can Eat
    AYK As You Know
    AYOR At Your Own Risk
    AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
    AYTMTB And You’re Telling Me This Because
    AYV Are You Vertical?
    B&F Back and Forth
    B/C Because
    B4 Before
    B4N Bye For Now
    B4U Before You
    B4YKI Before You Know It
    BAC Bad Ass Chick
    BAG Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
    BAK Back At Keyboard
    BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er
    banana code word for penis
    BARB Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
    BAU Business As Usual
    BB Be Back
    BB4N Bye Bye for Now
    BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
    BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
    BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
    BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
    BBFN Bye Bye for Now
    BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
    BBIAF Be Back In A Few
    BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
    BBIAW Be Back In A While
    BBL Be Back Later
    BBMFIC Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
    BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
    BBS Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
    BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
    BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
    BBT Be Back Tomorrow
    BBW Big Beautiful Woman
    BC Because
    BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
    BCBS Big Company, Big School
    BCNU Be Seeing You
    bcoz because
    BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
    BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
    BDC Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
    BDN Big Damn Number
    BEG Big Evil Grin
    beos Nudge
    BF Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
    BFD Big F***ing Deal
    BFE Bum F*** Egypt
    BFF Best Friends Forever
    BFFN Best Friends For Now
    BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End
    BFN Bye For Now
    BFR Big F***ing Rock
    BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
    BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
    BHIMBGO Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
    BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
    BI5 Back In Five
    BIBI Bye Bye
    BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
    BIF Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
    BIL Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
    BIO Bring It On
    BIOIYA Break It Off In Your Ass
    BION Believe It Or Not
    BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear
    BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
    BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
    BITCH Basically In The Clear Homey
    BITD Back In The Day
    BITFOB Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
    BJ Blow Job
    BKA Better Known As
    BL Belly Laughing
    BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
    Blkbry Blackberry
    BM Byte Me
    BMF Bad Mother F***er
    BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
    BMOC Big Man On Campus
    BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
    BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
    BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing
    BNF Big Name Fan
    BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor
    BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend
    BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
    BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
    BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
    BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
    BON Believe it Or Not
    BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
    BOTOH But On The Other Hand
    BPLM Big Person Little Mind
    BR Bathroom
    BRB Be Right Back
    BRT Be Right There
    BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
    BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
    BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
    BSEG Big Sh** Eating Grin
    BSF But Seriously, Folks
    BSOD Blue Screen of Death
    BT Byte This
    BTA But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
    BTD Bored To Death
    BTDT Been There Done That
    BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
    BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
    BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
    BTN Better Than Nothing
    BTOIYA Be There Or It’s Your Ass
    BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
    BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
    BTW By The Way
    BTWBO Be There With Bells On
    BTWITIAILWU By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
    buhbye bye
    BW Best Wishes
    BWDIK But What Do I Know
    BWL Bursting With Laughter
    BWO Black, White or Other
    BWTM But Wait, There’s More
    BYKT But You Knew That
    BYOA Bring Your Own Advil
    BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
    BYOW Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
    BZ Busy
    c ya see ya
    C&G Chuckly and Grin
    C-P Sleepy
    C-T City
    C/P Cross Post
    C/S Change of Subject
    C4N Ciao For Now
    CAAC Cool As A Cucumber
    CAS Crack A Smile
    CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
    CBB Can’t Be Bothered
    CBF Can’t Be F***ed
    CBJ Covered Blow Job
    CD9 Code 9 – it means parents are around
    CF Coffee Freak
    CFV Call For Vote
    CHA Click Here Asshole
    CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
    CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
    CICYHW Can I Copy Your Home Work
    CID Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
    CIL Check In Later
    CLM Career Limiting Move
    CM Call Me
    CMAP Cover My Ass Partner
    CMF Count My Fingers
    CMIW Correct Me if I’m Wrong
    CMU Crack Me Up
    CNP Continued in Next Post
    COB Close Of Business
    COD Change Of Dressing
    Cof$ Church of Scientology
    CofS Church of Scientology
    COS Change Of Subject
    CRAFT Can’t Remember A F***ing Thing
    CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
    CRAT Can’t Remember A Thing
    CRAWS Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
    CRB Come Right Back
    CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
    CRDTCHCK Credit Check
    CRS Can’t Remember Sh**
    CRTLA Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
    CS Career Suicide
    CSA Cool Sweet Awesome
    CSL Can’t Stop Laughing
    CSN Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
    CT Can’t Talk
    CTA Call To Action
    CTC Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
    CTMQ Chuckle To Myself Quietly
    CTO Check This Out
    CU See You -or- Cracking Up
    CUATU See You Around The Universe
    CUL8R See You Later
    CULA See You Later Alligator
    CUNS See You In School
    CUOL See You OnLine
    CUWTA Catch Up With The Acronyms
    CUZ Because
    CWOT Complete Waste Of Time
    CWYL Chat With You Later
    CX Cancelled
    CY Calm Yourself
    CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
    CYE Check your Email
    CYL See You Later
    CYM Check Your Mail
    CYO See You Online
    CYT See You Tomorrow
    D&M Deep & Meaningful
    d00d dude, also seen as dood
    DAMHIKT Don’t Ask Me How I Know That
    DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
    DBA Doing Business As
    DBABAI Don’t Be A Bitch About It
    DBD Don’t Be Dumb
    DBEYR Don’t Believe Everything You Read
    DD Due Diligence
    DDSOS Different Day, Same Old Sh**
    def Definitely
    DEGT Don’t Even Go There
    DETI Don’t Even Think It
    dewd dude
    DF Dear Friend
    DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
    DGA Don’t Go Anywhere
    DGT Don’t Go There
    DGTG Don’t Go There Girlfriend
    DGYF Damn Girl You’re Fine
    DH Dear Husband
    DHYB Don’t Hold Your Breath
    DIAF Die In A Fire
    DIC Drunk In Charge
    DIKU Do I Know You?
    DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
    DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
    DINK Double Incomes, No Kids
    DIRFT Do It Right the First Time
    DISTO Did I Say That Outloud?
    DITR Dancing In The Rain
    ditto same here
    DITYID Did I Tell You I’m Distressed
    DIY Do It Yourself
    DKDC Don’t Know Don’t Care
    DL Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
    DLTBBB Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
    DLTM Don’t Lie To Me
    DMI Don’t Mention It
    DNBL8 Do Not Be Late
    DNC Does Not Compute
    DND Do Not Disturb
    DOC Drug Of Choice
    DOE Depends On Experience
    DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)
    DORD Department Of Redundancy Department
    DP Domestic Partner
    dps Damage Per Second
    DPUP Don’t Poop Your Pants
    DQMOT Don’t Quote Me On This
    DQYDJ Don’t Quit Your Day Job
    DRB Dirty Rat Bastard
    DRIB Don’t Read If Busy
    DSTR8 Damn Straight
    DTC Deep Throaty Chuckle
    DTRT Do The Right Thing
    DUI Driving Under the Influence
    DUM Do You Masturbate?
    DUNA Don’t Use No Acronyms
    dunno i don’t know
    DURS Damn You Are Sexy
    DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
    DUST Did You See That?
    DWB Don’t Write Back
    DWBH Don’t Worry Be Happy
    DWI Driving While Intoxicated
    DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
    DWS Driving While Stupid
    DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
    DWYM Does What You Mean
    DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
    DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend?
    DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend
    DYJHIW Don’t You Just Hate It When…
    DYLI Do You Love It?
    DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
    DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
    E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
    E2HO Each to His/Her Own
    EAK Eating at Keyboard
    EAPFS Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
    EE Electronic Emission
    effin F***ing
    EFT Electronic Funds Transfer
    EG Evil Grin
    EL Evil Laugh
    EM Excuse Me
    EMA E-Mail Address
    EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
    EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In
    EMI Excuse My Ignorance
    EML Email Me Later
    EMRTW Evil Monkey’s Rule The World
    EMSG E-Mail Message
    EOD End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
    EOL End Of Life
    EOM End Of Message
    EOT End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
    ESAD Eat Sh** And Die
    ESADYFA Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
    ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day
    ESH Experience, Strength, and Hope
    ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er
    ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
    ETA Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
    ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
    every1 everyone
    EVRE1 Every One
    EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
    EZ Easy
    F2F Face-to-Face
    FAB Features Attributes Benefits
    FAH F***ing A Hot
    FAP F***ing A Pissed
    FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
    FAQOMFT Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
    FASB Fast Ass Son Bitchii
    FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
    FB F*** Buddy
    FBI F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
    FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
    FBOCD Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
    FCFS First Come, First Served
    FCOL For Crying Out Loud
    FDGB Fall Down Go Boom
    FE Fatal Error
    FF Friends Forever
    FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
    FFS For F*** Sake
    FGDAI Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
    FIF F*** I’m Funny
    FIIK F*** If I Know
    FIL Father-In-Law
    FILF Father I’d Like to F***
    FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
    FINE F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
    FISH First in, Still Here
    FITB Fill In The Blanks
    FLA Four Letter Acronym
    FLUID F***ing Look it Up, I Did
    FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
    FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
    FMUTA F*** Me Up The Ass
    FNG F***ing New Guy
    FO F*** Off
    FOAD F*** Off And Die
    FOAF Friend Of A Friend
    FOAG F*** Off And Google
    FOC Free of Charge
    FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
    FOGC Fear Of Getting Caught
    FOL Fond of Leather
    FOMC Fell Off My Chair
    FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
    FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
    FOS Full Of Sh**
    FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
    FS For Sale
    FSBO For Sale By Owner
    FSR For Some Reason
    FSU F*** Sh** Up
    FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
    FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
    FTF F*** That’s Funny -or- Face To Face
    FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
    FTL Faster Than Light
    FTLOG For The Love Of God
    FTN F*** That Noise
    FTR For The Record
    FTRF F*** That’s Really Funny
    FTTB For The Time Being
    FTW For The Win -or- F*** The World
    FU2 F*** You Too
    FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
    FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
    FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
    FUJIMO F*** You Jack I’m Movin’ On
    FUM F***ed Up Mess
    FURTB Filled Up and Ready To Burst
    FWB Friends With Benefits
    FWD Forward
    FWIW For What It’s Worth
    FWOT F***ing Waste Of Time
    FYA For Your Amusement
    FYE For Your Edification
    FYEO For Your Eyes Only
    FYF From Your Friend
    FYI For Your Information
    FYIFV F*** You I’m Fully Vested
    FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears
    FYM For Your Misinformation
    FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your Seat Belts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night
    G Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
    G1 Good One
    G2G Got to Go
    G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So
    G4I Go For It
    G4N Good For Nothing
    GA Go Ahead
    GAB Getting A Beer
    GAFYK Get Away From Your Keyboard
    GAGFI Gives A Gay First Impression
    GAL Get A Life
    GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
    GALHER Get A Load of Her
    GALHIM Get A Load of Him
    GANB Getting Another Beer
    GAP Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
    GAS Got A Second?
    gawd god
    GB Good Bridge
    GBG Great Big Grin
    GBH Great Big Hug
    GBTW Get Back To Work
    GC Good Crib
    GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
    GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
    GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
    GDW Grin, Duck and Wave
    GF Girlfriend
    GFF Go F***ing Figure
    GFI Go For It
    GFN Gone For Now
    GFON Good For One Night
    GFR Grim File Reaper
    GFTD Gone For The Day
    GFY Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
    GFYMF Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
    GG Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
    GGA Good Game All
    GGGG God, God, God, God
    GGN Gotta Go Now
    GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here
    GGP Gotta Go Pee
    GHM God Help Me
    GI Google It
    GIC Gift In Crib
    GIDK Gee I Don’t Know
    GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
    GILF Grandmother I’d Like to F***
    GIWIST Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
    GJ Good Job
    GJP Good Job Partner
    GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost
    GLA Good Luck All
    GLB Good Looking Boy
    GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
    GLG Good Looking Girl
    GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
    GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
    GM Good Morning -or- Good Move
    GMAB Give Me A Break
    GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
    GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
    GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
    GN Good Night
    GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
    GNOC Get Naked On Cam
    GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams
    GOI Get Over It
    GOK God Only Knows
    GOL Giggling Out Loud
    GOS Gay Or Straight
    GOWI Get On With It
    GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse
    GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking
    GR2BR Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
    GR8 Great
    GRAS Generally Recognized As Safe
    gratz Congratulations
    grrlz girls, also seen as grrl
    GRRR Growling
    GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
    GSOH Good Sense Of Humor
    GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, Just Don’t Wear Your Monkey Hat
    GT Good Try
    GTFO Get The F*** Out
    GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here
    GTG Got To Go
    GTGB Got To Go, Bye
    GTGP Got To Go Pee
    GTH Go To Hell
    GTK Good To Know
    GTM Giggle To Myself
    GTRM Going To Read Mail
    GTSY Glad To See You
    GUD Geographically UnDesirable
    guvment government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
    GWI Get With It
    GWS Get Well Soon
    GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
    GYPO Get Your Pants Off
    H&K Hugs and Kisses
    h/o Hold On
    h/p Hold Please
    H4U Hot For You
    H4XX0R Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
    H9 Husband in room
    HADVD Have Advised
    hag1 have a good one
    HAGD Have a Great Day
    HAGN Have A Good Night
    HAGO Have A Good One
    HAK Hugs And Kisses
    HAND Have a Nice Day
    HAR Hit And Run
    HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week
    HB Hurry Back
    HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
    HBB Hip Beyond Belief
    HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy
    HBIC Head Bitch In Charge
    HBU How Bout You?
    HCC Holy Computer Crap
    HD Hold
    HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
    HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
    HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
    HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
    HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
    HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Serious
    HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
    HIG How’s It Going
    HIH Hope It Helps
    HIOOC Help, I’m Out Of Coffee
    HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
    HMFIC Head MOFO In Charge
    HNTI How Nice That/This Is
    HNTW How Nice That Was
    HNY Happy New Year
    HO Hang On -or- Hold On
    HOHA HOllywood HAcker
    HOIC Hold On, I’m Coming
    HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word
    HP Higher Power
    HPPO Highest Paid Person in Office
    HSIK How Should I Know
    HT Hi There
    HTB Hang The Bastards
    HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
    HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
    HU Hook Up
    HUA Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
    HUD How You Doing?
    HUGZ Hugs
    huh what
    HUYA Head Up Your Ass
    HWGA Here We Go Again
    I 1-D-R I Wonder
    i h8 it i hate it
    I&I Intercourse & Inebriation
    I-D-L Ideal
    IAC In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
    IAE In Any Event
    IAITS It’s All In The Subject
    IANAC I Am Not A Crook
    IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
    IANAE I Am Not An Expert
    IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
    IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
    IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You
    IAT I Am Tired
    IAW I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
    IAYM I Am Your Master
    IBGYBG I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
    IBIWISI I’ll Believe It When I See It
    IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard
    IBRB I’ll Be Right Back
    IBT In Between Technology
    IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee
    IBTD I Beg To Differ
    IBTL In Before The Lock
    IC Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
    ICBW I Could Be Wrong
    ICW I Can’t Wait
    ICYC In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care
    ID10T Idiot
    IDC I Don’t Care
    IDGAD I Don’t Give A Damn
    IDGAF I Don’t Give A F***
    IDGARA I Don’t Give A Rats Ass
    IDGI I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved
    IDK I Don’t Know
    IDK, my BFF Jill I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
    IDKY I Don’t Know You
    IDM It Does Not Matter
    IDRK I Don’t Really Know
    IDST I Didn’t Say That
    IDTA I Did That Already
    IDTS I Don’t Think So
    IEF It’s Esther’s Fault
    IF/IB In the Front -or- In the Back
    IFAB I Found A Bug
    IFU I F***ed Up
    IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
    IGTP I Get The Point
    IGYHTBT I Guess You Had To Be There
    IHA I Hate Acronyms
    IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
    IHNO I Have No Opinion
    IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
    IHU I Hear You
    IIABDFI If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
    IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
    IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
    IIR If I Remember -or- If I Recall
    IIRC If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
    IIT Is It Tight?
    IITLYTO If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
    IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
    IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
    IIWM If It Were Me
    IJPMP I Just Pissed My Pants
    IJWTK I Just Want To Know
    IJWTS I Just Want To Say
    IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That
    IKWYM I Know What You Mean
    IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I?
    ILA I Love Acronyms
    ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
    ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
    ILMJ I Love My Job
    ILU I Love You
    ILUAAF I Love You As A Friend
    ILY I Love You
    IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
    IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
    IMA I Might Add
    IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
    IMCO In My Considered Opinion
    IME In My Experience
    IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
    IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
    IMHO In My Humble Opinion
    IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
    IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
    IMO In My Opinion
    IMOO In My Own Opinion
    IMPOV In My Point Of View
    IMRU I Am, Are You?
    IMS I Am Sorry
    INBD It’s No Big Deal
    INMP It’s Not My Problem
    INNW If Not Now, When
    INPO In No Particular Order
    INUCOSM It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
    IOH I’m Outta Here
    ION Index Of Names
    IONO I Don’t Know
    IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down
    IOW In Other Words
    IPN I’m Posting Naked
    IRL In Real Life
    ISAGN I See A Great Need
    ISH Insert Sarcasm Here
    ISO In Search Of
    ISS I Said So -or- I’m So Sure
    ISSYGTI I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
    ISTM It Seems to Me
    ISTR I Seem To Remember
    ISWC If Stupid Were a Crime
    ISWYM I See What You Mean
    ISYALS I’ll Send You A Letter Soon
    ITA I Totally Agree
    ITFA In The Final Analysis
    ITIGBS I Think I’m Going To Be Sick
    ITM In The Money
    ITS Intense Text Sex
    ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It
    IUM If You Must
    IWALU I Will Always Love You
    IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
    IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
    IWFU I Wanna F*** You
    IWIWU I Wish I Was You
    IWSN I Want Sex Now
    IYAOYAS If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh**
    IYD In Your Dreams
    IYDMMA If You Don’t Mind My Asking
    IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
    IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
    IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
    IYO In Your Opinion
    IYQ I Like You
    IYSS If You Say So
    IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
    J/C Just Checking
    J/J Just Joking
    J/K Just Kidding
    J/O Jerking Off
    J/P Just Playing
    J/W Just Wondering
    J2LYK Just To Let You Know
    J4F Just For Fun
    J4G Just For Grins
    J4T or JFT Just For Today
    J5M Just Five Minutes
    JAD Just Another day
    JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
    JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman
    JAM Just A Minute
    JAS Just A Second
    JC Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
    JDI Just Do It
    JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
    JFH Just F*** Her
    JFI Just For Information
    JIC Just In Case
    JK Just Kidding
    JM2C Just My 2 Cents
    JMO Just My Opinion
    JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
    JP Just Playing
    JSU Just Shut Up
    JSYK Just So You Know
    JT Just Teasing
    JTLYK Just To Let You Know
    JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud
    JTOU Just Thinking Of You
    JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
    JW Just Wondering
    K OK
    KB Kick Butt
    KBD Keyboard
    kewl it means cool
    KFY -or- K4Y Kiss For You
    KHYF Know How You Feel
    KIA Killed In Action
    KIBO Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
    KIR Keep It Real
    KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
    KIT Keep In Touch
    kitty code word for vagina
    KK Kiss Kiss
    KMA Kiss My Ass
    KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
    KMP Keep Me Posted
    KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
    KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
    KMUF Kiss Me You Fool
    KMWA Kiss My White Ass
    KOK Knock
    KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
    KOTL Kiss On The Lips
    KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
    KS Kill Stealer
    KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
    KWIM Know What I Mean?
    KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
    KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed
    KYPO Keep Your Pants On
    L Laugh
    L8R Later
    L?^ Let’s hook up
    LABATYD Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die
    LAQ Lame Ass Quote
    LB?W/C Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
    LBR and LGR Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room
    LBUG or LBIG Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay
    LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude
    LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
    LDR Long Distance Relationship
    LDTTWA Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
    LF Let’s F***
    LFTI Looking Forward To It
    LGMAS Lord Give Me A Sign
    LHM Lord Have Mercy
    LHO Laughing Head Off
    LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
    LHSO Let’s Have Sex Online
    LHU Let’s Hook Up
    LIFO Last In, First Out
    LIS Laughing In Silence
    LJBF Let’s Just Be Friends
    LKITR Little Kid In The Room
    LLOM Like Leno on Meth
    LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
    LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
    LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
    LMHO Laughing My Head Off
    LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life
    LMK Let Me Know
    LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
    LMTC Left a Message To Contact
    LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
    LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
    LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
    LOLZ Lots Of Laughs
    LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
    LOML Love Of My Life
    LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
    LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
    LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
    LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
    LOU Laughing Over You
    LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh**
    LRF Little Rubber Feet
    LSHITIPAL Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
    LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
    LSV Language, Sex, Violence
    LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type
    LTIC Laughing ‘Til I Cry
    LTIO Laughing Til I Orgasm
    LTM Laughing To Myself
    LTNS Long Time No See
    LTNT Long Time, No Type
    LTR Long Term Relationship
    LTS Laughing to Self
    LTTIC Look The Teacher Is Coming
    LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use
    LUMTP Love You More Than Pie
    luser loser
    LUSM Love You So Much
    LWR Launch When Ready
    LY Love You
    LY4E Love You Forever
    LYA Love You All
    LYB Love You Babe
    LYCYLBB Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
    LYKYAMY Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
    LYL Love You Lots
    LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
    LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
    LYLB Love You Later Bye
    LYMI Love You, Mean It
    LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
    M2NY Me Too, Not Yet
    M4C Meet for Coffee
    m4w men for women
    M8 or M8s Mate -or- Mates
    MA Mature Audience
    MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible
    MB Message Board
    MBN Must Be Nice
    MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice
    MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
    meh Who cares, whatever
    MFD Multi-Function Device
    MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
    MFIC Mother F***er In Charge
    MFWIC Mo Fo Who’s In Charge
    MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
    mhhm uh huh -or- yeah
    MHOTY My Hat’s Off To You
    MIA Missing In Action
    MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
    MIL Mother-In-Law
    MILF Mother I’d Like to F***
    MIRL Meet In Real Life
    MITIN More Info Than I Needed
    MKOP My Kind Of Place
    MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
    MLAS My Lips Are Sealed
    mlm giving the digital middle finger
    MM Market Maker
    MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
    mmk mmm ok
    MML Made Me Laugh
    MO Move On
    MOF Matter Of Fact
    MOFO Mother F***er
    MOMPL One Moment Please
    MOO Mud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
    MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
    MOP MOment Please
    MorF Male or Female
    MOS Mom Over Shoulder
    MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
    MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
    MOTD Message Of The Day
    MOTOS Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
    MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
    MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
    MRA Moving Right Along
    MRPH Mail the Right Place for Help
    MSG Message
    MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
    MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
    MSTM Makes Sense To Me
    MTBF Mean Time Before Failure
    MTF More To Follow
    MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
    MTLA My True Love Always
    MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You
    MUAH or MWAH The sound of a kiss
    MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
    MUSL Missing You Sh** Loads
    MUSM Miss You So Much
    MVA Motor Vehicle Accident
    MVA no PI Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
    MVA w/PI Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
    MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
    MYL Mind Your Language
    MYOB Mind Your Own Business
    N-A-Y-L In A While
    N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
    N/M Nothing Much
    N/T No Text
    N1 Nice One
    N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
    N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
    NAB Not A Blonde
    NADT Not A Damn Thing
    NAGB Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
    NAK Nursing At Keyboard
    NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
    NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
    natch Naturally
    NATO No Action, Talk Only
    NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
    NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
    NB4T Not Before Time
    NBD No Big Deal
    NBFAB Not Bad For A Beginner
    NBFABS Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
    NBIF No Basis In Fact
    NBLFY Nothing But Love For You
    NBS No Bull Sh**
    NC Nice Crib
    NCG New College Graduate
    NDN Indian
    ne Any
    ne-wayz anyways
    ne1 Anyone
    ne14kfc anyone for KFC?
    ne1er anyone here?
    Ne2H Need To Have
    NEET Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
    NESEC Any Second
    NEV Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
    NEWS North, East, West, South
    NFBSK Not For British School Kids
    NFC Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
    NFF No F***ing Fair
    NFG Not F***ing Good
    NFI No F***ing Idea
    NFS Need For Sex -or- Network File System
    NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
    NG New Game
    NGB Nearly Good Bridge
    NH Nice Hand
    NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her
    NI4NI An Eye For Any Eye
    NICE Nonsense In Crappy Existence
    NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
    NIGYYSOB Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
    NIH Not Invented Here
    NIM No Internal Message
    NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
    NIMJD Not In My Job Description
    NIMQ Not In My Queue
    NIMY Never In A Million Years
    NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
    NISM Need I Say More
    NITL Not In This Lifetime
    NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
    NLL Nice Little Lady
    NM Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
    nm, u not much, you?
    NME Enemy
    NMH Not Much Here
    NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling
    NMP Not My Problem
    NMTE Now More Than Ever
    NMU Not Much, You?
    NN Not Now -or- Need
    NNCIMINTFZ Not Now Chief, I’m In The F ***in’ Zone
    NNR Need Not Respond
    NNWW Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
    NO Not Online
    no praw no problem
    NOA Not Online Anymore
    NOFI No OFfence Intended
    NOS New Old Stock
    NOY Not Online Yet
    NOYB None Of Your Business
    NP No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
    NQA No Questions Asked
    NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
    NR Nice Roll
    NRG Energy
    NRN No Reply Necessary
    NS Nice Set
    NSA No Strings Attached
    NSFW Not Safe For Work
    NSS No Sh** Sherlock
    NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care
    NTA Not This Again
    nth nothing
    NTIM Not That It Matters
    NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
    NTK Nice To Know
    NTM Not That Much
    NTMU Nice To Meet You
    NTTAWWT Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
    NTW Not To Worry
    NTYMI Now That You Mention It
    NUB New person to a site or game
    NUFF Enough Said
    NVM NeVer Mind
    NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
    NW No Way
    NWAL Nerd Without A Life
    NWR Not Work Related
    NYC Not Your Concern
    NYCFS New York City Finger Salute
    O Opponent -or- Over
    OAO Over And Out
    OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
    OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
    OB Obligatory
    OBE Overcome By Events
    OBO Or Best Offer
    OBTW Oh By The Way
    OBX Old Battle Axe
    OC Original Character -or- Own Character
    OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
    ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another
    OIC Oh, I See
    OICU812 Oh I See, You Ate One Too
    OK All Correct
    OL Old Lady
    OLL OnLine Love
    OLN OnLine Netiquette
    OLO Only Laughed Once
    OM Old Man
    OMB Oh My Buddha
    OMDB Over My Dead Body
    OMFG Oh My F***ing God
    OMG Oh My God
    OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
    OML Oh My Lord
    OMW On My Way
    ONID Oh No I Didn’t
    ONNA Oh No, Not Again
    ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
    ONUD Oh No You Didn’t
    OO Over and Out
    OOAK One Of A Kind
    OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
    OOF Out Of Facility
    OOI Out Of Interest
    OOO Out Of Office
    OOS Out Of Stock
    OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
    OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
    OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot
    OSINTOT Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
    OST On Second Thought
    OT Off Topic
    OTASOIC Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
    OTC Over The Counter
    OTF Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
    OTH Off The Hook
    OTL Out To Lunch
    OTOH On The Other Hand
    OTP On The Phone
    OTT Over The Top
    OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
    OTW Off The Wall
    OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
    OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
    OZ Australia
    P Partner
    P&C Private & Confidential
    P-ZA Pizza
    P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain
    P2U4URAQTP Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
    P911 Parent Alert
    PA Parent Alert
    PAL Parents Are Listening
    PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
    PAW Parents Are Watching
    PB Potty Break
    PBB Parent Behind Back
    PBEM Play By EMail
    PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
    PC Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
    PCM Please Call Me
    PD Public Domain
    PDA Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
    PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
    PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
    PDS Please Don’t Shout
    PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
    PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
    PEEP People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
    peeps people
    PFA Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
    PFC Pretty F***ing Cold
    phat Pretty Hot And Tempting
    PHB Pointy Haired Boss
    PHS Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
    PIAPS Pig In A Pant Suit
    PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
    PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
    PIF Paid In Full
    PIMP Peeing In My Pants
    PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing
    PIN Person In Need
    PIR Parent In Room
    PITA Pain In The Ass
    PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
    pix pictures -or- photos
    PLO Peace, Love, Out
    PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
    PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder
    PLS Please
    PLZ Please
    PM Personal Message -or- Private Message
    PMBI Pardon My Butting In
    PMF Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
    PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
    PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
    PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
    PML Pissing Myself Laughing
    PMP Peeing My Pants
    PMSL Pissed MySelf Laughing
    PNATMBC Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
    PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
    PND Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
    PO Piss Off
    POAHF Put On A Happy Face
    POAK Passed Out At Keyboard
    POMS Parent Over My Shoulder
    PONA Person Of No Account
    POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
    POSC Piece Of Sh** Computer
    POSSLQ Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
    POTATO Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
    POTS Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
    POTUS President of the United States
    POV Point Of View
    PP People
    PPL Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
    pron porn
    PRW Parents Are Watching
    PS Post Script
    PSA Public Service Announcement
    PSO Product Superior to Operator
    PTH Prime Tanning Hours
    PTMM Please Tell Me More
    PTP Pardon The Pun
    PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate
    PU That Stinks
    puter computer
    PVP Player Versus Player
    PWAS Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
    PWCB Person Will Call Back
    pwn own
    pwnt owned
    PWP Plot, What Plot?
    Q2C Quick To Cum
    QC Quality Control
    QFT Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
    QL Quit Laughing
    QLS Reply
    QOTD Quote Of The Day
    QQ Quick Question -or- Cry More
    QS Quit Scrolling
    QT Cutie
    QYB Quit Your Bitching
    r are
    r u goin are you going?
    R U there? Are you there?
    R&D Research & Development
    R&R Rest & Relaxation
    RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
    RAT Remotely Activated Trojan
    RB@Ya Right Back at Ya
    RBAY Right Back At You
    RBTL Read Between The Lines
    RC Remote Control
    RCI Rectal Cranial Inversion
    RE Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
    REHI Hi Again
    RFD Request For Discussion
    RFR Really F***ing Rich
    RFS Really F***ing Soon
    RGR Roger
    RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
    RHK RoundHouse Kick
    RIYL Recommended If You Like
    RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
    RL Real Life
    RLCO Real Life Conference
    RLF Real Life Friend
    RM Remake
    RMETTH Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
    RMLB Read My Lips Baby
    RMMA Reading My Mind Again
    RMMM Read My Mail Man
    RN Right Now
    RNN Reply Not Necessary
    ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
    ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
    ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
    ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
    ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
    ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
    ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing
    ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
    ROTM Right On The Money
    RPG Role Playing Games
    RRQ Return Receipt reQuested
    RRR haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
    RSN Real Soon Now
    RSVP Repondez S’il Vous Plait
    RT Real Time
    RTB Returning To Base (home)
    RTBM Read The Bloody Manual
    RTBS Reason To Be Single
    RTFAQ Read The FAQ
    RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ
    RTFM Read The F***ing Manual
    RTFQ Read The F***ing Question
    RTH Release The Hounds
    RTK Return To Keyboard
    RTM or RTFM Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
    RTSM Read The Silly Manual
    RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude
    RTWFQ Read The Whole F***ing Question
    RU Are You?
    RU/18 Are You Over 18?
    RUFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
    RUH Are You Horny?
    RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
    RUMORF Are You Male OR Female?
    RUNTS Are You Nuts?
    RUOK Are You OK?
    RUS Are You Serious?
    RUSOS Are You SOS (in trouble)?
    RUT Are You There?
    RUUP4IT Are You Up For It?
    RX Regards
    RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual
    RYO Roll Your Own
    RYS Read Your Screen
    S Smile
    S2R Send To Receive
    S2U Same To You
    S4B Sh** for Brains
    S4L Spam For Life
    SADAD Suck A Dick And Die
    SAHM Stay At Home Mom
    SAIA Stupid Asses In Action
    SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
    SB Stand By
    SBI Sorry ‘Bout It
    SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
    SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
    SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
    SDK Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Software Developer’s Kit
    sec wait a second
    SED Said Enough Darling
    SEG Sh** Eating Grin
    SEP Somebody Else’s Problem
    SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
    SEWAG Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
    SF Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
    SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
    SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
    SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
    SFTTM Stop F***ing Talking To Me
    SFX Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
    SH Sh** Happens
    SHB Should Have Been
    shhh quiet
    SHID Slap Head In Disgust
    SHMILY See How Much I Love You
    SIC Spelling Is Correct
    SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing
    SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
    SII Seriously Impaired Imagination
    SIL Sister-In-Law
    SIP Skiing In Powder
    SIT Stay In Touch
    SITCOM Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
    SITD Still In The Dark
    SIUP Suck It Up Pussy
    SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass
    sk8er skater
    sk8r skater
    SL Second Life
    SLAP Sounds Like A Plan
    SLAW Sounds Like A Winner
    SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
    SLM See Last Mail
    SLOM Sticking Leeches On Myself
    SLT Something Like That
    SM Senior Moment
    SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
    SMB Suck My Balls
    SME Subject Matter Expert
    SMEM Send Me E-Mail
    SMH Shaking My Head
    SMIM Send Me an Instant Message
    SMOP Small Matter of Programming
    smt something
    SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
    SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
    SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
    SO Significant Other
    SOB Son Of a B*tch
    SOBT Stressed Out Big Time
    SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
    SOH Sense Of Humor
    SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
    SOI Self Owning Idiot
    SOIAR Sit On It And Rotate
    sok it’s ok
    SOL Sh** Out of Luck
    some1 someone
    SOMY Sick Of Me Yet
    SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass
    SOP Standard Operating Procedure
    SorG Straight or Gay
    SOS Same Old Sh** -or- help
    SOT Short On Time
    SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go
    SOW Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
    soz Sorry
    SRO Standing Room Only
    srsly seriously
    SSC Super Sexy Cute
    SSDD Same Sh** Different Day
    SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
    SSIA Subject Says It All
    STBY Sucks To Be You
    STD Seal The Deal -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
    STFU Shut The F*** Up
    STFW Search The F***ing Web
    sth something
    STM Spank The Monkey
    STPPYNOZGTW Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
    STR8 Straight
    STS So To Speak
    STW Search The Web
    STYS Speak To You Soon
    SU Shut Up
    SUAC Sh** Up A Creek
    SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me
    SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
    SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
    SUL Snooze You Lose
    sup what’s up?
    sux sucks
    SUYF Shut Up You Fool
    SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
    SWAK Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
    SWALBCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’t Stick
    SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
    SWDYT So What Do You Think?
    sweet<3 sweetheart
    SWF Single White Female
    SWIM See What I Mean?
    SWIS See What I’m Saying
    SWL Screaming With Laughter
    SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
    SWU So What’s Up
    SYL See You Later
    SYS See You Soon
    SYT See You Tomorrow
    s^ what’s up?
    T&C Terms & Conditions
    T@YL Talk At You Later
    TA Thanks Again
    TABOOMA Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
    TAF That’s All, Folks
    TAFN That’s All For Now
    TAH Take A Hike
    TAKS That’s A Knee Slapper
    TANJ There Ain’t No Justice
    TANSTAAFL There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
    TAP Take A Pill
    TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up
    TAS Taking A Shower
    TAW Teachers Are Watching
    TBA To Be Advised
    TBC To Be Continued
    TBD To Be Determined
    TBE Thick Between Ears
    TBH To Be Honest
    TBYB Try Before You Buy
    TC Take Care
    TCB Trouble Came Back
    TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
    TDM Too Darn Many
    TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
    TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
    TFDS That’s For Darn Sure
    TFH Thread From Hell
    TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share
    TFM Thanks From Me
    TFMIU The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
    TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
    TFS Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
    TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
    TFTT Thanks For The Thought
    TFX Traffic
    TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
    TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
    TGIF Thank God It’s Friday
    THX or TX or THKS Thanks
    TIA Thanks In Advance
    TIAIL Think I Am In Love
    TIC Tongue In Cheek
    TIGAS Think I Give A Sh**
    TILII Tell It Like It Is
    TINGTES There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
    TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
    TISC This Is So Cool
    TISL This Is So Lame
    TISNC This Is So Not Cool
    TISNF That Is So Not Fair
    TISNT That Is So Not True
    TK To Come
    TKU4UK Thank You For Your Kindness
    TLA Three Letter Acronym
    TLC Tender Loving Care
    TLGO The List Goes On
    TLITBC That’s Life In The Big City
    TLK2UL8R Talk To You Later
    TM Trust Me
    TMA Too Many Acronyms
    TMI Too Much Information
    TMSGO Too Much Sh** Going On
    TMTOWTDI There’s More Than One Way To Do It
    TNA Temporarily Not Available
    TNC Tongue In Cheek
    TNT Til Next Time
    TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
    TNX Thanks
    to go nookleer to explode
    TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
    TOBG This Oughta Be Good
    TOM Tomorrow
    TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again
    TOT Tons Of Time
    TOY Thinking Of You
    TP Team Player -or- TelePort
    TPC The Phone Company
    TPS That’s Pretty Stupid
    TPTB The Powers That Be
    TQM Total Quality Management
    TRAM The Rest Are Mine
    TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
    tripdub triple w
    troo TRUE
    TS Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
    TSIA This Says It All
    TSIF Thank Science It’s Friday
    TSNF That’s So Not Fair
    TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch
    TSR Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
    TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass
    TT Big Tease
    TTA Tap That Ass
    TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
    TTFN Ta Ta For Now
    TTG Time to Go
    TTIOT The Truth Is Out There
    TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face
    TTS Text To Speech
    TTT That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
    TTTHTFAL Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening
    TTTKA Time To Totally Kick Ass
    TTTT To Tell The Truth
    TTUL Talk To You Later
    TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
    TTYL Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
    TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
    TVM4YEM Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
    TWHAB This Won’t Hurt A Bit
    TWHE The Walls Have Ears
    TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
    TWITA That’s What I’m Talking About
    TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It?
    TXS Thanks
    TXT IM Text Instant Message
    TXT MSG text message
    TY Thank You
    TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
    TYG There You Go
    TYVM Thank You Very Much
    u You
    u up are you up?
    U-L You Will
    U2 You Too
    u8 you ate?
    UBS Unique Buying State
    UCWAP Up a Creek Without A Paddle
    UDH82BME You’d Hate To Be Me
    UDM You’re the Man
    UG2BK You’ve Got To Be Kidding
    UGC User-Generated Content
    unPC unPolitically Correct
    UNTCO You Need To Chill Out
    UOK Are You OK?
    UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
    ur you are
    UR2K You Are Too Kind
    URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass
    URSAI You Are Such An Idiot
    URW You Are Welcome
    URWS You Are Wise
    URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me
    URZ yours
    USP Unique Selling Proposition
    UTM You Tell Me
    UV Unpleasant Visual
    UWIWU You Wish I Was You
    VBG Very Big Grin
    VBS Very Big Smile
    VC Venture Capital
    VCDA Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
    VEG Very Evil Grin
    VFM Value For Money
    VGN Vegan -or- Vegitarian
    VM Voice Mail
    VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
    VSF Very Sad Face
    VWD Very Well Done
    VWP Very Well Played
    w’s^ what’s up?
    W/ With
    W/E Weekend
    W/O Without
    w00t We Own the Other Team
    w4m women for men
    W8 Wait
    W9 Wife in room
    WAD Without A Doubt
    WAEF When All Else Fails
    WAFB What A F***ing Bitch
    WAFM What A F***ing Mess
    WAFS Warm And Fuzzies
    WAG Wild Ass Guess
    WAI What An Idiot
    WAK What A Kiss
    WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
    WAYD What Are You Doing?
    WAYN Where Are You Now?
    WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back
    WBS Write Back Soon
    WBU What ‘Bout You?
    WC Who Cares
    WCA Who Cares Anyway
    WD Well Done
    WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge?
    WDDD Woopie Doo Da Dey
    WDR With Due Respect
    WDT Who Does That?
    WDYM What Do You Mean?
    WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
    WDYS What Did You Say?
    WDYT What Do You Think?
    WE Whatever
    WEG Wicked Evil Grin
    WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up
    WF Way Fun
    WFM Works For Me
    WG Wicked Grin
    WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***
    WIBAMU Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle
    WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
    WIIFM What’s In It For Me
    WILCO Will Comply
    WIM Woe Is Me
    WIP Work In Process
    wirld world
    WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
    WIT Wordsmith In Training
    WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh**
    WITW What In The World
    WIU Wrap It Up
    wkewl way cool
    WLMIRL Would Like to Meet In Real Life
    WMHGB Where Many Have Gone Before
    WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
    WMPL Wet My Pants Laughing
    WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
    WOA Work Of Art
    WOG Wise Old Guy
    WOM Word Of Mouse
    WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
    WOOF Well Off Older Folks
    woot We Own the Other Team
    WOP With Out Papers
    WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money
    WOTD Word Of The Day
    WP Well Played
    WRT With Regard To -or- With Respect To
    wru where are you?
    WRUD What Are You Doing?
    WRUDATM What Are You Doing At The Moment?
    WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
    WTB Want To Buy
    WTF What The F***
    WTFDYJS What The F*** Did You Just Say?
    WTFGDA Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
    WTFH What The F***ing Hell
    WTFWYCM Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
    WTG Way To Go
    WTGP Want To Go Private?
    WTH What The Heck
    WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week
    WTMI Way Too Much Information
    WTN What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
    WTS Want To Sell
    WTSDS Where The Sun Don’t Shine
    WTSHTF When The Sh** Hits The Fan
    WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
    WU What’s Up
    WUF Where You From
    WUWH Wish You Were Here
    WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms
    wuz was
    wuz4dina What’s for dinner?
    wuzup what’s up?
    WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
    WWSD What Would Satan Do?
    WWY Where Were You?
    WX Weather
    WYCM Will You Call Me?
    WYD What You Doing?
    WYFM Would You F*** Me?
    WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
    WYM What do You Mean?
    wymyn women
    WYP What’s Your Problem?
    WYRN What’s Your Real Name?
    WYS Whatever You Say
    WYSILOB What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
    WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
    WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
    WYT Whatever You Think
    WYWH Wish You Were Here
    X-I-10 Exciting
    XLNT Excellent
    XME Excuse Me
    XOXO Hugs and Kisses
    XQZT Exquisite
    XTC Ecstasy
    Y Why? -or- Yes
    YA Yet Another
    YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
    YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
    YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
    YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
    YAJWD You Ain’t Just Whistling Dixie
    YAOTM Yet Another Off Topic Message
    YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd
    YBF You’ve Been F***ed
    YBS You’ll Be Sorry
    YBY Yeah Baby Yeah
    YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
    YCT Your Comment To
    YDKM You Don’t Know Me
    YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
    YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding
    YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
    YGLT You’re Gonna Love This
    YGTBK You’ve Got To Be Kidding
    YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
    YHM You Have Mail
    YIC Yours In Christ
    YIU Yes, I Understand
    YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private
    YKW You Know What?
    YKWIM You Know What I Mean
    YM Your Mother
    YMAK You May Already Know
    YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
    YNK You Never Know
    YOYO You’re On Your Own
    YR Yeah Right
    YRYOCC You’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
    YS You Stinker
    YSAN You’re Such A Nerd
    ysdiw8 why should i wait?
    YSIC Why Should I Care?
    YSK You Should Know
    YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
    YTB You’re The Best
    YTRNW Yeah That’s Right, Now What?
    YTTT You Telling The Truth?
    YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals
    YW You’re Welcome
    YWIA You’re Welcome In Advance
    YY4U Too Wise For You
    YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
    zerg To gang up on someone
    ZMG or ZOMG Oh My God
    ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired
    M/ Heavy Metal Music
    ^5 High Five
    ^RUP^ Read Up Please
    ^URS Up Yours
    Apple FTP Linux NCFTP WGET Windows

    Installing NCFTP Client on Linux

    NcFTP offers many ease-of-use and performance enhancements over the stock ftp client, and runs on a wide variety of UNIX platforms as well as operating systems such Microsoft Windows and Apple Mac OS X.

    How To Install

    1. wget
    2. tar -zxvf ncftp-3.2.2-src.tar.gz
    3. cd ncftp-3.2.2
    4. ./configure
    5. make
    6. make install
    7. make clean
    Apple Linux Windows

    The IBM User Group SHARE celebrates its 50th year of existence in 2005

    The IBM User Group SHARE celebrates its 50th year of existence in 2005. The SHARE user group holds its first meeting at the Rand Corporation on August 15, 1955 in Santa Monica, Calif. The first meeting is called to help scientific users grapple with the problems of IBM’s first major commercial mainframe, the 704.

    Apple Linux Passwords Windows Windows 2000 Windows 2003

    How to recover missing, lost, or deleted files from Windows XP, Vista, Server 2003 and 2008 and Windows 7 as well as Apple Macs

    Before reviewing the below recommendations and suggestions, verify that the files have actually been deleted; in some cases the files may have simply been moved. You can search the hard disk drive for the files you believe to be missing by running find or search on the computer.

    Recover file from backup
    If the file has been backed up to floppy disk or other medium it is recommended that the file be restored from that backup if the file cannot be found.

    Restore from Recycling Bin or Trash
    If you are running Apple MacOS, Microsoft Windows 95, NT, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, or later operating system and the file has been recently deleted it is possible that the file may still be in the Trash or Recycle Bin. If present within this area it can be recovered.

    Download freeware program and/or purchase a program
    Below is a list of freeware file recovery programs that can be used freely to recover lost data.
    PC Inspector File Recover
    Undelete Plus

    In addition to the above freeware programs there are also several companies who have created programs designed to recover your lost data. For example, PowerQuest makes the utility Drive Image that in some cases can be used to recover data from a hard drive.

    Utilize a service from a company that specializes in recovering lost data
    Utilize the service of a local data recovery company or an out of state data recovery company. One word of caution is that these services can sometimes be very expensive. It is only recommended they be used if the data is extremely important. Below is a listing of a few major data recovery companies.
    Action Front Data Recovery
    CBL Data Recovery Technologies Inc.
    Doctor Byte
    DriveSavers Data Recovery
    Lazarus Data Recovery
    Virtual Data Recovery
    Stellar Data Recovery
    DataCent Professional Data Recovery

    There are also several companies that specialize in the service of recovering files or documents that are password protected. Below is a listing of some of the companies that provide this service.

    Password Recovery software

    Apple Linux Mac Troubleshoot Windows

    Mac Black Grey Blue Screen Crash troubleshooting

    Collection Procedure (kernel panic)
    looking for panic.log/Library/Logs

    Kernel Panic FAQ

    CrashLogger (application failure)
    user’s home directory~/Library/Logs/CrashReporter/.crash.log)/var/log/system.log

    Hardware Test (PowerPC)

    Hardware Test (Intel)

    Example to identify kernel panic:

    Apple Linux Video Streaming

    Darwin Streaming Server – streaming 3GP, QuickTime and MPEG-4 for Mobile Devices

    Darwin Streaming Server (DSS), is the first open sourced RTP/RTSP streaming server. It was released March 16, 1999 and is a fully featured RTSP/RTP media streaming server capable of streaming a variety of media types including H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, MPEG-4 Part 2 and 3GP.

    Developed by Apple, it is the open source equivalent of QuickTime Streaming Server, and is based on its code.

    The initial DSS source code release compiled only on Mac OS X, but external developers quickly ported the code to Linux, FreeBSD, Solaris[1], Tru64 Unix, Mac OS 9 and Windows.

    Source code is available as a release download or as development code via CVS.

    Akamai uses DSS, exclusively, for streaming QuickTime and MPEG-4 content. The mobile version of the video sharing site YouTube uses DSS to stream its mobile videos in 3GP format using the H.263/AMR codec.

    While sharing the same code base as QuickTime Streaming Server, Darwin Streaming Server is an open source project intended for developers who need to stream QuickTime and MPEG-4 media on alternative platforms such as Windows, Linux, and Solaris, or those developers who need to extend and/or modify the existing streaming server code to fit their needs. Darwin Streaming Server is only supported by the open source community and is not eligible for technical support from Apple. Apple hosts a number of email discussion lists for Darwin Streaming Server users and developers to share ideas and discuss deployment scenarios.

    QuickTime Streaming Server (QTSS) is Apple’s commercial streaming server delivered as part of Mac OS X Server. QTSS provides users with enhanced administration and media management tools as a result of the tight integration with Mac OS X Server; these tools are not available as part of the open source project. Technical support is available for QTSS as part of the AppleCare support plans provided for Mac OS X Server and Xserve.

    Both DSS and QTSS are built on a core server that provides state of the art quality of service features with Skip protection and Instant-On, and support for the latest digital media standards, MPEG-4 and 3GPP.

    Darwin Streaming Server is available as a free download under the Apple Public Source License.